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    Quote Originally Posted by sniper7 View Post
    Sucks to be that guy, it is even worse that it was with a pink gun
    I hope the same thing happens to the thief that stole my wife's pink pistol.

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    Ok, I have to assume he was hung like a moose because if he's man enough to stick a pink pistol in his waistband then he must deformed, not to mention that a random unaimed shot down your shorts puts a bullet in your junk? Yea, moose .
    "...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheInternet View Post
    I hope the same thing happens to the thief that stole my wife's pink pistol.
    That would be some awesome irony
    All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break em for no one.

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    Maybe he wants to be a woman and wanted to save on the surgery costs.

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    the man had his fiancee's pink pistol tucked in the front waistband of his pants when the gun accidentally fired.
    Hmmmm.....
    the man had his fiancee's pink pistol tucked in the front waistband of his pants when he accidentally fired the gun.
    Fixed

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    I had a childhood friend that died that way at 16. No one is certain how it really happened. Some say he was cleaning it, some say his brother shot him in the balls. His brother was a real twisted kid. Either way, be had his balls blown off with a shotgun and he bled to death. Last memory I had with him was going surfing and then he was gone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sniper7 View Post
    Sucks to be that guy, it is even worse that it was with a pink gun
    Salt in the wound there...
    "Yo Jim, it's bad enough you shot yourself in the dick, but you did it with a pink gun? Forget natural selection huh?"
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    Seriously, this whole story is one embarrassing cluster fuck....... dude how'd ya shoot your dick off..... I stuffed a pink gun in my crotch. Its like a tragic comedy.

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    Never underestimate the stupidity of the average human being,
    Self control: The minds ability to override the body's urge to beat the living sh.. out of some ass.... who desperately deserves it.

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    Poor Stubby.
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    Strong men create good times
    Good times create weak men
    Weak men create hard times
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