Ok, I have to assume he was hung like a moose because if he's man enough to stick a pink pistol in his waistband then he must deformed, not to mention that a random unaimed shot down your shorts puts a bullet in your junk? Yea, moose.
"...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)
“I regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.” ~ Nathan Hale (final words before being hanged by the British, September 22, 1776.)
If at first you don't succeed -- skydiving is not for you
Maybe he wants to be a woman and wanted to save on the surgery costs.![]()
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Hmmmm.....the man had his fiancee's pink pistol tucked in the front waistband of his pants when the gun accidentally fired.
Fixedthe man had his fiancee's pink pistol tucked in the front waistband of his pants when he accidentally fired the gun.
I had a childhood friend that died that way at 16. No one is certain how it really happened. Some say he was cleaning it, some say his brother shot him in the balls. His brother was a real twisted kid. Either way, be had his balls blown off with a shotgun and he bled to death. Last memory I had with him was going surfing and then he was gone.
"There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
"The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."
Seriously, this whole story is one embarrassing cluster fuck....... dude how'd ya shoot your dick off..... I stuffed a pink gun in my crotch. Its like a tragic comedy.
Is swearing allowed in here. Sorry infantry mouth gets the best of me sometimes.
Never underestimate the stupidity of the average human being,
Self control: The minds ability to override the body's urge to beat the living sh.. out of some ass.... who desperately deserves it.
The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.
Thomas Jefferson
Obama, so full of crap it is a miracle Air Force One can even get off the ground,
Poor Stubby.
Micheal HoffHard times make strong men
Strong men create good times
Good times create weak men
Weak men create hard times