Rule number 2: Double Tap
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If The Messiah gets re-elected there may be celebrations (riots), you know just people getting the things they are entitled to.
If The Messiah doesn't get re-elected I think you can count on some violence, especially in the places where His Highness is most loved.
I'm already a racist b/c I didn't vote for the SOB and I do not support his policies.
I'm gonna write myself in on the ballot..
I figure WTF.. I can't do any worse than this asshole!
Besides.. I'll take all my friends with me for week long vacations..
So who's vote do I have?
FREE TRIPS! Rides on AF1! I'll even forgo the rules if any of you are facing deportation!
If you need to know where I stand on any policy or idea just ask.. I'll hold a televised press release and not answer the question, but my.. speech.. will.. be... awesome..
Who knows.. given the history of the ATF and the white house.. I may just start overlooking the $200 stamp...
Maybe we should make "we did it" t-shirts with his face x'd out like a no smoking sign...
We can always call the White House at (202)456-1414
Or write at: President Obama
1600 Pennsylvania Ave. NW
Washington, DC 20500
or email: president@whitehouse.gov
Sometimes we have to lead the President!