I'm gonna write myself in on the ballot..

I figure WTF.. I can't do any worse than this asshole!

Besides.. I'll take all my friends with me for week long vacations..

So who's vote do I have?

FREE TRIPS! Rides on AF1! I'll even forgo the rules if any of you are facing deportation!

If you need to know where I stand on any policy or idea just ask.. I'll hold a televised press release and not answer the question, but my.. speech.. will.. be... awesome..

Who knows.. given the history of the ATF and the white house.. I may just start overlooking the $200 stamp...