Printable View
I'm team Bella.Quote:
Originally Posted by ray1970
My wife sent me the first book to read when I was deployed to Iraq. I got about halfway through it and couldn't stifle my vomit any longer. It was literally like reading the diary entries of teen girl talking about a wet dream she had involving a 400 year old vampire. I tried, but I just couldn't do it.
Historically, Lincoln hasn't done well in theaters.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ronin13
"Aside from that, what did you think of the play, Mrs Lincoln?"[ROFL1]Quote:
Originally Posted by Rucker61
[ROFL1]Quote:
Originally Posted by Rucker61
Cinnebare is in northglen where Biggs used to be, I didn't realize you were in the springs
Don't lie. You're tired because you've watch the marathon the last two days.
There's a reason why they don't want you to have a weapon handy when being dragged to a Twilight movie. It makes a damn mess when you blow your brains out about 20 minutes in...[LOL]
Twilight... my teenage stepdaughter is insane about it. I've seen a handful of the movies with her at some point or another... I remember thinking it was telling that the big, secret, Achilles heel they have is that they SPARKLE. A bunch of emotional menopausal guys running around in velvet, and.... SPARKLING. Nope, nothing gay about that.
I love my wife but hell no. You ought to be damned ashamed of yourself. Haha. Just kidding... ish...
Kind of along with this, I hope there is some give and take in the marriage... "Okay dear, I guess I'll go with you to see Twilight, but you have to go to a movie of my choosing with me! [Muaha] The more guns the better, and no complaints!" [Beer]Quote:
Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh
And on the sparkling thing...
This is how a vampire should be:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-B7tFS-MMDE...0/vampires.jpg