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    Quote Originally Posted by ray1970 View Post
    No one has asked the OP the most important question.....

    are you team Jacob or team Edward?
    I'm team Bella.

    My wife sent me the first book to read when I was deployed to Iraq. I got about halfway through it and couldn't stifle my vomit any longer. It was literally like reading the diary entries of teen girl talking about a wet dream she had involving a 400 year old vampire. I tried, but I just couldn't do it.
    Kyle

    Girlscouts? Hmmm, I don't know... I think it's kinda dangerous to teach young girls self esteem and leadership skills.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin13 View Post
    I'm eagerly awaiting the chance to go see Lincoln.
    Historically, Lincoln hasn't done well in theaters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rucker61 View Post
    Historically, Lincoln hasn't done well in theaters.
    "Aside from that, what did you think of the play, Mrs Lincoln?"
    Light a fire for a man, and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...

    Discussion is an exchange of intelligence. Argument is an exchange of
    ignorance. Ever found a liberal that you can have a discussion with?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rucker61 View Post
    Historically, Lincoln hasn't done well in theaters.

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    Cinnebare is in northglen where Biggs used to be, I didn't realize you were in the springs

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    Don't lie. You're tired because you've watch the marathon the last two days.
    Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    Haw haw haw?..

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    There's a reason why they don't want you to have a weapon handy when being dragged to a Twilight movie. It makes a damn mess when you blow your brains out about 20 minutes in...
    Light a fire for a man, and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...

    Discussion is an exchange of intelligence. Argument is an exchange of
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    Twilight... my teenage stepdaughter is insane about it. I've seen a handful of the movies with her at some point or another... I remember thinking it was telling that the big, secret, Achilles heel they have is that they SPARKLE. A bunch of emotional menopausal guys running around in velvet, and.... SPARKLING. Nope, nothing gay about that.

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    I love my wife but hell no. You ought to be damned ashamed of yourself. Haha. Just kidding... ish...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh View Post
    I love my wife but hell no. You ought to be damned ashamed of yourself. Haha. Just kidding... ish...
    Kind of along with this, I hope there is some give and take in the marriage... "Okay dear, I guess I'll go with you to see Twilight, but you have to go to a movie of my choosing with me! The more guns the better, and no complaints!"
    And on the sparkling thing...
    This is how a vampire should be:
    "There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
    "The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."

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