Too Much Bacon?

I'm all for bacon and sex but I think I'd give that bacon condom thing a little thought before using it. I see potential for a serious injury.

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Originally Posted by PugnacAutMortem

I will preface this post by stating that I simply read the title of this thread and absolutely nothing else...

[hahhah-no]

Never ever in a million years is there such a thing as "too much" bacon. There's not even "enough" bacon...only "not enough".

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Then I guess you should do more than just read titles.

Ya know I would try it. Bacon flavor mouth wash sound good.

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Originally Posted by Dingo

Ya know... I just don't like bacon much. Maybe I'm defective.

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Talk to GilpinGuy, he can cure that you know... Just don't go all muzzie on us. [Coffee]

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Originally Posted by Bailey Guns

I'm all for bacon and sex but I think I'd give that bacon condom thing a little thought before using it. I see potential for a serious injury.

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[ROFL1] That was my first thought! CHOMP! IEEEEEEEEEE!

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Originally Posted by mtnhack

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http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim/201...n2_220x157.jpg That is right, bacon condoms. http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-204_162-...vored-condoms/</p>

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dang sure want to keep the rottweiler locked in the garage during use
[ROFL1]

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Originally Posted by Dingo

Ya know... I just don't like bacon much. Maybe I'm defective.

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Man-Card violation & banned!

​i joke

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Originally Posted by Ronin13

Talk to GilpinGuy, he can cure that you know...

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I see what you did there.

Bacon is great when it's just perfectly crisped bacon. I tried baconnaise once and it was terrible. With all the bacon iterations out there, it sounded like the most reasonable one, but no thanks.

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Originally Posted by Byte Stryke

dang sure want to keep the rottweiler locked in the garage during use
[ROFL1]

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Ouch! [Cry][panic]

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Originally Posted by mrghost

Bacon is great when it's just perfectly crisped bacon. I tried baconnaise once and it was terrible. With all the bacon iterations out there, it sounded like the most reasonable one, but no thanks.

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Bacon ranch dressing is pretty damn good.

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Originally Posted by mtnhack

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http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim/201...n2_220x157.jpg That is right, bacon condoms. http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-204_162-...vored-condoms/</p>

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This one probably wouldn't sit well with the Muslim girls... Just sayin