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    I'm all for bacon and sex but I think I'd give that bacon condom thing a little thought before using it. I see potential for a serious injury.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PugnacAutMortem View Post
    I will preface this post by stating that I simply read the title of this thread and absolutely nothing else...



    Never ever in a million years is there such a thing as "too much" bacon. There's not even "enough" bacon...only "not enough".
    Then I guess you should do more than just read titles.
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    Ya know I would try it. Bacon flavor mouth wash sound good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dingo View Post
    Ya know... I just don't like bacon much. Maybe I'm defective.
    Talk to GilpinGuy, he can cure that you know... Just don't go all muzzie on us.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey Guns View Post
    I'm all for bacon and sex but I think I'd give that bacon condom thing a little thought before using it. I see potential for a serious injury.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtnhack View Post
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    That is right, bacon condoms. http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-204_162-...vored-condoms/</p>
    dang sure want to keep the rottweiler locked in the garage during use

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dingo View Post
    Ya know... I just don't like bacon much. Maybe I'm defective.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin13 View Post
    Talk to GilpinGuy, he can cure that you know...
    I see what you did there.
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    Bacon is great when it's just perfectly crisped bacon. I tried baconnaise once and it was terrible. With all the bacon iterations out there, it sounded like the most reasonable one, but no thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Byte Stryke View Post
    dang sure want to keep the rottweiler locked in the garage during use
    Ouch!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrghost View Post
    Bacon is great when it's just perfectly crisped bacon. I tried baconnaise once and it was terrible. With all the bacon iterations out there, it sounded like the most reasonable one, but no thanks.
    Bacon ranch dressing is pretty damn good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtnhack View Post
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    That is right, bacon condoms. http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-204_162-...vored-condoms/</p>
    This one probably wouldn't sit well with the Muslim girls... Just sayin

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