Peeing in a public bathroom with CCW

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05-10-2016, 22:54
davsel

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Originally Posted by Irving

Change up your method. Couldn't find a non-bastardized version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEJ-4cZ-cLQ

Yup
Old man in the stall - only one unscathed
05-10-2016, 23:20
bobbyfairbanks

I can't believe this was a serous question.
05-10-2016, 23:28
Jefe's AR

I just pull out the whole holster, turn around and ask the guy standing next to me "can you hold this for me?".

Kinda odd, but they usually won't even look at me. Then I just say "I just don't want it to go off if I drop it.".
05-11-2016, 00:10
izzy

After much consideration I have decided the zipper option is not valid at all. How on earth do you risk this type of personal injury?
05-11-2016, 00:11
Irving

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Originally Posted by izzy

After much consideration I have decided the zipper option is not valid at all. How on earth do you risk this type of personal injury?

Everything is awkward the first few times.
05-11-2016, 04:57
BPTactical

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Originally Posted by bobbyfairbanks

I can't believe this was a serous question.

No need to get pissy about it[Coffee]
05-11-2016, 06:55
Great-Kazoo

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Originally Posted by BPTactical

No need to get pissy about it[Coffee]

2 pages before it went in the shitter, classy .
05-11-2016, 07:55
sniper7

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Originally Posted by BPTactical

Reminds me of the guy in the movie "Waiting"..

This thread definitely has a flow to it.

The goat!
05-11-2016, 08:43
HoneyBadger

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Originally Posted by izzy

After much consideration I have decided the zipper option is not valid at all. How on earth do you risk this type of personal injury?

Goes without saying: it's NSFW.
05-11-2016, 10:54
hollohas

I've only ever heard of kids undoing their belts to take a leak. No offense intended. This issue is just new to me.

I don't see a solution to the problem other than to stay buckled.
05-11-2016, 11:01
Irving

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Originally Posted by hollohas

I've only ever heard of kids undoing their belts to take a leak. No offense intended. This issue is just new to me.

I don't see a solution to the problem other than to stay buckled.

You don't notice because when you aren't wearing a gun, your pants aren't falling off. Undoing belt isn't uncommon and it gives you a chance to re-set your clothes through out the day if you need.
05-11-2016, 12:55
Martinjmpr

Naw, I think the OP just wanted to brag that his equipment is so big he needs to half undress and rig up a heavy-lift crane every time he wants to take a leak. [ROFL1]
05-11-2016, 13:03
TheGrey

Hmph. Try maneuvering in a stall so small you practically have to back in, undoing your belt and trying to retain your holstered weapon, your pants, AND a purse at the same time. When you're able to do that dance without anything hitting the floor, we'll talk.
05-11-2016, 13:34
Zman

Damn button fly jeans ... I need to find a different thread

[Coffee]
05-11-2016, 14:02
Great-Kazoo

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Originally Posted by TheGrey

Hmph. Try maneuvering in a stall so small you practically have to back in, undoing your belt and trying to retain your holstered weapon, your pants, AND a purse at the same time. When you're able to do that dance without anything hitting the floor, we'll talk.

I believe this thread can be closed now.
05-11-2016, 14:06
Irving

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Originally Posted by TheGrey

Hmph. Try maneuvering in a stall so small you practically have to back in, undoing your belt and trying to retain your holstered weapon, your pants, AND a purse at the same time. When you're able to do that dance without anything hitting the floor, we'll talk.

Ever done all that while holding an infant?
05-11-2016, 14:22
Skip

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Originally Posted by Irving

You don't notice because when you aren't wearing a gun, your pants aren't falling off. Undoing belt isn't uncommon and it gives you a chance to re-set your clothes through out the day if you need.

Exactly. Some of you must be walking around with unsat gig lines all day.
05-11-2016, 14:23
Skip

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGrey

Hmph. Try maneuvering in a stall so small you practically have to back in, undoing your belt and trying to retain your holstered weapon, your pants, AND a purse at the same time. When you're able to do that dance without anything hitting the floor, we'll talk.

If you're like me, anything that touches that floor has to be burned or soaked in bleach.
05-11-2016, 14:26
BlasterBob

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Originally Posted by BPTactical

Sit to pee.

Yep, sit to pee and you'll be ready for old age when that's really necessary.
05-11-2016, 15:27
TheGrey

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Originally Posted by Skip

If you're like me, anything that touches that floor has to be burned or soaked in bleach.

EXACTLY. That, and hovering over the toilet seat to pee, so I don't touch the surface.....
05-11-2016, 15:29
TheGrey

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Originally Posted by Irving

Ever done all that while holding an infant?

If I am shopping with an infant, the whole thing is reconfigured with the child in mind before I step outside the door. :)
05-11-2016, 16:53
spqrzilla

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Originally Posted by HoneyBadger

I've never understood why people felt the need to undo their belt and open their pants all the way up to pee. Unzipping has always been sufficient for me. Maybe I'm just lucky. Or maybe not. [Shock]

Whoa, you can get yours out through the tiny fly opening? [Coffee]
05-11-2016, 17:48
Great-Kazoo

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Originally Posted by Skip

Exactly. Some of you must be walking around with unsat gig lines all day.

After 1975 with my Honorable in hand, i could give 2 shits. I also don't patronize Kboy bars for buckle bunny hunting either.
05-11-2016, 19:35
rondog

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Originally Posted by spqrzilla

Whoa, you can get yours out through the tiny fly opening? [Coffee]

Clicky...

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...%20whipper.mp4
05-11-2016, 19:37
rondog

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Originally Posted by TheGrey

EXACTLY. That, and hovering over the toilet seat to pee, so I don't touch the surface.....

That's what those paper ass-gaskets are for!
05-11-2016, 19:42
Ah Pook

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Originally Posted by TheGrey

If I am shopping with an infant, the whole thing is reconfigured with the child in mind before I step outside the door. :)

Just let the man with the gender identification issues, outside the bathroom, hold the kid. Problem solved. [Coffee]
05-11-2016, 21:06
SideShow Bob

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Hey Mods,

Can you all change izzy's screen name to Butters and also change his avatar to this ?

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05-11-2016, 23:27
Ah Pook

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Originally Posted by SideShow Bob

Hey Mods,

Can you all change izzy's screen name to Butters and also change his avatar to this ?

Attachment 65397

You owe me a new keyboard, dammit!
05-11-2016, 23:51
TheGrey

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Originally Posted by rondog

That's what those paper ass-gaskets are for!

Yeah...you ever notice where those ass-gaskets are located? As in, right above the lidless toilet, so the flush plume fully coats the next so-called 'clean' sheet. Ugh.
05-11-2016, 23:52
TheGrey

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Originally Posted by Ah Pook

Just let the man with the gender identification issues, outside the bathroom, hold the kid. Problem solved. [Coffee]

HAH!
There'd be a whole new issue with the CC...one that I'm not going to voice. ;)
05-11-2016, 23:56
Great-Kazoo

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Originally Posted by TheGrey

HAH!
There'd be a whole new issue with the CC...one that I'm not going to voice. ;)

Do it, we deserve a good laugh.
05-12-2016, 00:12
ColoradoTJ

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Originally Posted by SideShow Bob

Hey Mods,

Can you all change izzy's screen name to Butters and also change his avatar to this ?

Attachment 65397

For the Win...
05-12-2016, 16:41
Richard K

Suspenders!
05-12-2016, 22:00
Limited GM

I wear shorts quite often and never use an urinal. You feel moisture hit your leg just once while standing next to some one....and you won't either.
05-13-2016, 09:25
davsel

https://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l...70kto1_500.jpg
05-13-2016, 09:30
davsel

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Chu4O7OUgAAvbPX.jpg
05-13-2016, 09:54
Aloha_Shooter

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Originally Posted by rondog

Clicky...

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...%20whipper.mp4

Reminds me of the 5-legged elephants we saw on Ngorongoro Crater. A couple of the very prim and proper British gals were as red as beets but didn't look away after it had been pointed out.
05-13-2016, 11:11
izzy

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Originally Posted by SideShow Bob

Hey Mods,

Can you all change izzy's screen name to Butters and also change his avatar to this ?

Attachment 65397

done
06-01-2016, 16:55
Irving

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Originally Posted by davsel

Never use a urinal in a public bathroom, carrying or not.
I can't think of a more vulnerable position to be in on any sort of a regular basis - pants open, tackle out, and strangers walking up behind you.
Stalls are a simple solution.

I was thinking about this the other day when I realized your are in the same vulnerable position while washing your hands at the sink, perhaps even more vulnerable. Do you still wash your hands?
06-01-2016, 17:19
roberth

This thread is old, do you still have to go, you must have one hell of a bladder.

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