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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Ever done all that while holding an infant?
    If I am shopping with an infant, the whole thing is reconfigured with the child in mind before I step outside the door.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoneyBadger View Post
    I've never understood why people felt the need to undo their belt and open their pants all the way up to pee. Unzipping has always been sufficient for me. Maybe I'm just lucky. Or maybe not.
    Whoa, you can get yours out through the tiny fly opening?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skip View Post
    Exactly. Some of you must be walking around with unsat gig lines all day.
    After 1975 with my Honorable in hand, i could give 2 shits. I also don't patronize Kboy bars for buckle bunny hunting either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spqrzilla View Post
    Whoa, you can get yours out through the tiny fly opening?
    Clicky...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGrey View Post
    EXACTLY. That, and hovering over the toilet seat to pee, so I don't touch the surface.....
    That's what those paper ass-gaskets are for!
    There's a lot more of us ugly mf'ers out here than there are of you pretty people!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGrey View Post
    If I am shopping with an infant, the whole thing is reconfigured with the child in mind before I step outside the door.
    Just let the man with the gender identification issues, outside the bathroom, hold the kid. Problem solved.
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    Hey Mods,

    Can you all change izzy's screen name to Butters and also change his avatar to this ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SideShow Bob View Post
    Hey Mods,

    Can you all change izzy's screen name to Butters and also change his avatar to this ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rondog View Post
    That's what those paper ass-gaskets are for!
    Yeah...you ever notice where those ass-gaskets are located? As in, right above the lidless toilet, so the flush plume fully coats the next so-called 'clean' sheet. Ugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ah Pook View Post
    Just let the man with the gender identification issues, outside the bathroom, hold the kid. Problem solved.
    HAH!
    There'd be a whole new issue with the CC...one that I'm not going to voice.
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