The part when he told his buddies to hold his beer was the best part.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ah Pook
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The part when he told his buddies to hold his beer was the best part.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ah Pook
Related these stories to a cradle to grave socialist coworker.
Quote - "This kind of stuff is why fireworks are illegal. We have to keep people from doing dumb stuff."
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This kind of stuff is precisely why fireworks should be LEGAL, we need the stupid to pay the fatal and permanent penalty for being stupid.
Natural selection is a beautiful thing.
A couple different people said the same thing. I thought the socialist was going pass out. She honestly believes the govt should save people from themselves.Quote:
Originally Posted by roberth
I then left and went back to my hole. I have already been pulled aside and asked to not discuss politics with her.
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Man mocks alligators, jumps in water and is killed in Texas
...the "almost immediately yelled for help" is the funniest part.Quote:
Orange County Justice of the Peace Rodney Price toldCNN affiliate KFDM that Woodward ignored verbal warnings and a posted "No Swimming Alligators" sign and seemed to mock the deadly creatures before going in the water.
"He removed his shirt, removed his billfold ... someone shouted a warning and he said 'blank the alligators' and jumped in to the water and almost immediately yelled for help," Price said.
Go GATOR!!!
2nd Law of Thermodynamics will not be disobeyed...Quote:
Originally Posted by muddywings
Ever...
Fixed it for ya
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The man was identified as Scott Jeffers. The Oakland County Medical Examiner's Office conducted an autopsy and ruled his death to be an act of "stupid". The police Chef was quoted as saying "There's no vaccine for stupid people. We just have to try to avoid them and hope this happens without a large populus around. On the upside, the kids were watching and maybe learned something thus strengthening the gene pool in the specific case.
I can see it now... "Stupid people's lives matter too!" I always say, without stupid people, who would we laugh at?