Lost my truck keys- *#@//

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Originally Posted by BPTactical

Wait a minute-she got me to clean the living room while I was looking for them..........Nah, she wouldn't?


Would she?


Devil Woman!

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Has she had a really weird grin on her face all day ??? [ROFL1]

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Originally Posted by BPTactical

Found them!
Er-should I say the wife found them? In her purse of all places. How the hell they got there I will never know, she probably grabbed mine along with her keychain last night.



Wait a minute-she got me to clean the living room while I was looking for them..........Nah, she wouldn't?


Would she?


Devil Woman!

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Remember, late last night after she went to bed, and you were down in the basement modeling her dress in the full length mirror and wanted to see if the purse clashed with the dress ?.

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Originally Posted by SideShow Bob

Remember, late last night after she went to bed, and you were down in the basement modeling her dress in the full length mirror and wanted to see if the purse clashed with the dress ?.

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2 very disturbing things...
First, the image of Bert in a dress
Secondly, the fact that you described it so well....

[ROFL1]

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Originally Posted by Byte Stryke

2 very disturbing things...
First, the image of Bert in a dress
Secondly, the fact that you described it so well....

[ROFL1]

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X2

I'm gonna have nightmares tonight[Help]

Put the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again.



Oh wait, wrong basement.

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Originally Posted by Ah Pook

Put the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again.



Oh wait, wrong basement.

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And wrong hose...

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Originally Posted by SideShow Bob

Remember, late last night after she went to bed, and you were down in the basement modeling her dress in the full length mirror and wanted to see if the purse clashed with the dress ?.

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You want your front strap checkering to go which way Bob?


Byte- don't you have some work on your Kimbie you wanted done?



Hmmmmm............................................ .................







Jus sayin...............[Muaha]

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Originally Posted by BPTactical

You want your front strap checkering to go which way Bob?


Byte- don't you have some work on your Kimbie you wanted done?



Hmmmmm............................................ .................







Jus sayin...............[Muaha]

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[ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1]

So you didn't like that exposure into your private life? [Flower]

Damn bert I could have opened your truck and removed your radio in 30 seconds, no body takes advantage of having Mexican friends lol.

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Originally Posted by glock21

Damn bert I could have opened your truck and removed your radio in 30 seconds, no body takes advantage of having Mexican friends lol.

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Hey I tried...remember you can't do drywall though[Muaha]