booby traps ??

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Originally Posted by ray1970

Maybe something non-lethal would be OK? Like something that would pop out and hit them in the crotch if they tried to climb the fence. [Coffee]

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The dreaded "crotch popper" I flinch just thinking about one [ROFL1]

How about hiring Sasquatch ? He'll work for Jack Links beef jerky.[ROFL1]

What about a bunch of sticks, mounted horizontal 8-12" off the ground...pre-loaded by garage door springs so it smacks the hell out of a would be intruders shins!

A moat, with big sharks with friggen lasers on their heads!

I would say a secondary fence a foot behind the first one with a lot of electricity running through it would be good.

electric fence. I have a small unit I used to keep a neighbors dog out of my yard for a summer. Worked well, cheap. Want to borrow it let me know, sure I still have all the pieces.

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Originally Posted by spyder

A moat, with big sharks with friggen lasers on their heads!

I would say a secondary fence a foot behind the first one with a lot of electricity running through it would be good.

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You know you'll just have to settle for ill-tempered, mutant sea bass...

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Originally Posted by AirbornePathogen

I'll have to do some additional digging, but I'm sure that deadfalls, punji pits, and the like are also no-nos.

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Oh...ummm, I have to go do some yard work.

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Originally Posted by Bailey Guns

Oh...ummm, I have to go do some yard work.

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[LOL][LOL][LOL]

Man imagine how disappointed I was when I read this thread expecting to see chicks in bra's and such.....Damn teases


Next your going to tell me shotgun shell anti-personel mines in the yard arn't allowed ether.

A lot of folks around here have stone fences about 5-6 ft high... the top is lined with broken glass. It helps a little. Just a thought.