Ask a Southerner Anything

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Originally Posted by ANADRILL

Have you seen a pecan tree?

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Oddly enough I almost got in a fist fight with some Georgia boy in basic training over the pronunciation of the word pecan.


He said "pee can"
I say "puh cawn"

Pook, what area of the south do you hail from?

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Originally Posted by brutal

Why is Mississippi the fattest state?

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Cause all them Ohioans move in.

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Originally Posted by Irving

What is an "iffin?"

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Well, iffin I told you...

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Originally Posted by StagLefty

In Alabama if your wife dies do you get your sister's belonging's ? [ROFL1]

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Only iffin you two shared the same room in the parents house.

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Originally Posted by ANADRILL

Have you seen a pecan tree?

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No, but I have seen a dog tree a coon.

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Originally Posted by Goodburbon

He said "pee can"
I say "puh cawn"

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"Pee can" is wut they call'em north of the Manson Nixon line.

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Originally Posted by Goodburbon

Pook, what area of the south do you hail from?

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South Jersey


Texas

Louisiana. Why?

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Originally Posted by Irving

Why do people like boiled peanuts?

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Cause they're awesome.

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Originally Posted by Goodburbon

BECAUSE THEY ARE FREAKIN' AWESOME!

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+1

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Originally Posted by Zundfolge

But then why in Dr Pepper?

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Why not? Ever put Dr. Pepper on a ham you're bakin?

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Originally Posted by Irving

What is an "iffin?"

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It's along the same lines of a 'fixinta', a 'yonder', and and 'overe'

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Originally Posted by ANADRILL

Have you seen a pecan tree?

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Fuck Pecan tree's and running through the yard bare foot!

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Originally Posted by Goodburbon

what area of the south do you hail from?

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Alabama.. ROLL TIDE!.. Thank the sweet baby jesus for the ESPN app on my TV.. WHOTF cares about watching Harvard Vs. Brown.. seriously.. even a bad day of SEC football is better than any IVY league team.. Fuckin networks.

Alabama. how unfortunate.

A gigantic elephant is the mascot, and they are the "crimson tide".
But hey, an elephant menstruation is a very impressive thing I guess.


Louisiana, because somewhere in the United states had to have decent food.

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Originally Posted by Goodburbon

BECAUSE THEY ARE FREAKIN' AWESOME!

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[Beer][Beer]
Damn straight

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Originally Posted by Goodburbon

Alabama. how unfortunate.

A gigantic elephant is the mascot, and they are the "crimson tide".
But hey, an elephant menstruation is a very impressive thing I guess.


Louisiana, because somewhere in the United states had to have decent food.

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Somone must be an LSU fan. Your mascot isn't much better.. a yellow and purple pussy.. I mean tiger.

Tar,,, what u fix when it goes flat

If you slide off the road in the south you don't need to call a tow truck,,, a couple of guys in a monster truck will be along shortly and pull ya out.

Yankees are also know as Snow Birds.

Grits is considered a staple.

It is mandatory to have a rifle in the gun rack if you have a truck.

Teeth are optional in the south.

Geet yet? Naw not hungry.


A southern couple went to the doc to get a vasectomy for him after their 9th child.
Doc asked why did you wait till now?
Guy said he read an article that said 1 in 10 babies born in the US were Mexican,
And me or the little women can't speak Mexican.

Anybody seen "Ya'all"?