The "Is There Anything Worse Than..." Thread

#10: People who won't drink crap beer or bang heifers.

[Beer]

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Originally Posted by Ronin13

Gonna have to disagree... two things I don't do- Drink crap beer (Tin, that's directed at you too :D ), and bang heffers. Even after a dry spell with no leave for 18mos, then a 12 month deployment (count it 30 months without tail- not quite 10 years in prison, but close), I still didn't even entertain the notion of porking a porker; I am NEVER that desperate. [Coffee] And I still hate Tecate and will turn it down!

I guess I'm too picky for my own good. Besides, I can afford to be discerning when it comes to my beer, I grew up in the mountains, kids would always bring Key Ice to parties. Never going back. Do you hear me? NEVER!!! [LOL]

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Is there anything worse than......

The standards of those who drive Beemers.....





[Flower]
I keed......



Kinda....
[handbags]

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Originally Posted by Dingo

#1: Nice, positive, cheerful people, who pride themselves on their ability to "get along".
#2: That bumper sticker that says "Practice acts of random kindness".
#3: People who need to express all their views on life via bumper sticker.
#4: Kids in general
#5: Especially little kids.
#6: And teens
#7: LIBERALS
#8: Pixar movies
#9: Movies with "The Rock"
#10: This space reserved for future irritations...

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I would like to dedicate this song to you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...;v=Zxmt4PX6gto

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Originally Posted by Dingo

#10: People who won't drink crap beer or bang heifers.

[Beer]

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Dingo is my favorite member today!!!

[ROFL1]
[Beer]

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Originally Posted by Dingo

#10: People who won't drink crap beer or bang heifers.

[Beer]

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Originally Posted by Tinelement

Is there anything worse than......

The standards of those who drive Beemers.....





[Flower]
I keed......



Kinda....
[handbags]

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Gotta have standards with some things... [Coffee]

I still stand by my earlier comment about having to stop peeing mid stream.

Women who think being rude & angry is a good thing. The "Proud to be a b!tch" types.

Family members that are generally decent people, but are also lifelong Democrats and brainless liberals. I can't really tell my unwell 70 year old mother that she's an mindless idiot (because I still have a few manners left).

Coworkers loudly discussing politics.

Ex-spouses.

And what's the deal with airline food?

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Originally Posted by Ronin13

Gotta have standards with some things... [Coffee]

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A few of my redneck family quotes for Ronin,

You can't make up for the ones you pass up

The worst you ever had was wonderful

Just don't marry the heifers or bring the cheap shit to a party


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Oh just remembered one- The hardest part about not giving a shit is pretending you actually do give a shit- such as when a liberal opens their suck hole to spew some borderline part-retard, part-demented bullshit. Ya know, so you don't come off as being a rude asshole. [Flower]

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Originally Posted by Ronin13

Gonna have to disagree... two things I don't do- Drink crap beer (Tin, that's directed at you too :D ), and bang heffers. Even after a dry spell with no leave for 18mos, then a 12 month deployment (count it 30 months without tail- not quite 10 years in prison, but close), I still didn't even entertain the notion of porking a porker; I am NEVER that desperate. [Coffee] And I still hate Tecate and will turn it down!

I guess I'm too picky for my own good. Besides, I can afford to be discerning when it comes to my beer, I grew up in the mountains, kids would always bring Key Ice to parties. Never going back. Do you hear me? NEVER!!! [LOL]

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You know Ronin, nobody's last living thought is "damn, i wish i never fucked so much".

Words to live by