Damn women...

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Originally Posted by jim

Tell me about it. I'm making love with the wife, going at it a good 2-3 minutes, then DONE. I'm getting up off the bed and she yells
WHAT ABOUT ME?? Selfish bitch, they all like that??

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Jim, are you padding your stats? [ROFL1]

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Originally Posted by AirbornePathogen

Speaking as a bachelor, that's a sacrifice I'd probably be willing to make. Don't get me wrong, it'd be a close call, but still.

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lol... totally

lol.. this thread is awesome...

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Originally Posted by HoneyBadger

Lucky. My wife just wanted a backrub. Yup, just a backrub.

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Don't ask me why, but this post reminds me of Pulp Fiction...
"I ain't saying it's right. But you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm saying it does. Now look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so fucking cool about them. There's a sensuous thing going on where you don't talk about it, but you know it"

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Originally Posted by Ronin13

Don't ask me why, but this post reminds me of Pulp Fiction...
"I ain't saying it's right. But you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm saying it does. Now look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so fucking cool about them. There's a sensuous thing going on where you don't talk about it, but you know it"

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"Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit."

hahaha LOL

Would you give a guy a foot massage?

Spyder, almost like Ronin, yet a lot cooler!!!!!!!!!!![Tooth]

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Originally Posted by Snowman78

Would you give a guy a foot massage?

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Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here.

bahahahaha lol....

Pics or it didn't happen

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Originally Posted by Snowman78

Would you give a guy a foot massage?

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Are you high? [Shock]