I wish Magpul would...

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Originally Posted by vossman

This was on Magpul's FB page as of about an hour ago. Good for them.

Magpul Industries Corp.

2 hours ago via mobile

We're hearing some rumors that the Gov and the Dem caucus think we are bluffing. Just to clarify for them, then...we're not a political company. We dont play political games. We've made our position very clear, very publicly. We would not survive lying to our customer base, nor would we ever consider it. If you pass this, we will leave, and you will own it. We've already got plans in place to get PMAG manufacturing moved rapidly, and the rest of the company will follow. We will make sure to at least have a small remain-behind operation through the 2014 elections so that we can remind folks why we are gone.

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It's good to read the supportive Facebook comments on both Magpul's page and even Rhonda Fields's FB page (full of 2A supporters hatin' on her) as it can get a bit dismal reading and hearing so many negative things in the regular media.

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Originally Posted by Cthulhu

I was thinking of sending him something like this:

"Dear Representative Dickhead,

I was wondering if your 5 point plan to get the economy moving again included forcing a successful small businesses like MagPul to move out of state because that's fucking brilliant. If so, I've got a 5 point plan to address the Japanese Pine Beatle infestation that you should like. It starts with burning down the forrest and ends with paving over the burn site. Quick question for you. At this point would you say you're completely full of shit or just 50%?

Keep your teachers certifications up to date Davie. Come next election, you'er going back to school.

Sincerely,

Cthulhu

P.S. Suck a bag of dicks!"

What do you think? Too indirect?

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Top notch Cthulhu, top notch

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Originally Posted by Cthulhu

I was thinking of sending him something like this:

"Dear Representative Dickhead,

I was wondering if your 5 point plan to get the economy moving again included forcing a successful small businesses like MagPul to move out of state because that's fucking brilliant. If so, I've got a 5 point plan to address the Japanese Pine Beatle infestation that you should like. It starts with burning down the forrest and ends with paving over the burn site. Quick question for you. At this point would you say you're completely full of shit or just 50%?

Keep your teachers certifications up to date Davie. Come next election, you'er going back to school.

Sincerely,

Cthulhu

P.S. Suck a bag of dicks!"

What do you think? Too indirect?

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Succinct and well-said, Cthulhu- but it's "beetle." The other spelling means the band. And "you're" (the last two letters are reversed in your letter.) We have to make sure our letters are spelled correctly so as not to reinforce their stereotypes of us.

I especially like the cheeky closing.
Of course, they'll justify ignoring your letter because the swearing isn't very sensitive.

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Originally Posted by TheGrey

Succinct and well-said, Cthulhu- but it's "beetle." The other spelling means the band. And "you're" (the last two letters are reversed in your letter.) We have to make sure our letters are spelled correctly so as not to reinforce their stereotypes of us.

I especially like the cheeky closing.
Of course, they'll justify ignoring your letter because the swearing isn't very sensitive.

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Thank you and fixed. My spelling is atrocious. I blame booze and the public school system. "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me."

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Originally Posted by Cthulhu

I was thinking of sending him something like this:

"Dear Representative Dickhead,

I was wondering if your 5 point plan to get the economy moving again included forcing a successful small businesses like MagPul to move out of state because that's fucking brilliant. If so, I've got a 5 point plan to address the Japanese Pine Beetle infestation that you should like. It starts with burning down the forrest and ends with paving over the burn site. Quick question for you. At this point would you say you're completely full of shit or just 50%?

Keep your teachers certifications up to date Davie. Come next election, you're going back to school.

Sincerely,

Cthulhu

P.S. Suck a bag of dicks!"

What do you think? Too indirect?

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Oh sweet jimminie, please please send this.

Not to pick but there's one R in forest. Send it!

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Originally Posted by Cthulhu

Thank you and fixed. My spelling is atrocious. I blame booze and the public school system. "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me."

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Originally Posted by vossman

Not to pick but there's one R in forest. Send it!

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"Tanks!" [hammer]

So...I was kidding about sending this at first but with all of the "pear" pressure and Scotch I just might have to.


https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4347318528/h1C546535/

I think if u take out the 2 dick references it's actually worth sending. It won't do any good of course but it makes sense.