Oregon allows limited self service gas ... people lose their s--t.

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Originally Posted by Irving

You back on the market?! You dog you.

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Fatten her up a bit and yeah. She's a crazy aussie

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Originally Posted by roberth

I did not know the nozzle colors weren't standard. Learn something every day.

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Last time I was in FL the pump handle was green for regular. No diesel even offered at that station, but they were all green. At first I thought I was screwed this can't be a all diesel only station?!?

With all the laws you'd think that would be one thing that is consistent.

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Originally Posted by Skip

Last time I was in FL the pump handle was green for regular. No diesel even offered at that station, but they were all green. At first I thought I was screwed this can't be a all diesel only station?!?

With all the laws you'd think that would be one thing that is consistent.

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Please don't put any more ideas in their heads. There is no authority under the Constitution for the federal government to regulate the colors of gas pump handles and I'd rather not deal with even more SJW inventions of new federal powers. I'd much rather gas pump users be required to think and actually look at the pump they're using.

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Originally Posted by Aloha_Shooter

Please don't put any more ideas in their heads. There is no authority under the Constitution for the federal government to regulate the colors of gas pump handles and I'd rather not deal with even more SJW inventions of new federal powers. I'd much rather gas pump users be required to think and actually look at the pump they're using.

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Interstate commerce Seems to justify everything else. Every other aspect of production, refining, and delivery is heavily regulated.

We should also add braille to the handles for vision impaired drivers. Wouldn't want to be ablest!

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Originally Posted by Skip

Interstate commerce Seems to justify everything else. Every other aspect of production, refining, and delivery is heavily regulated.

We should also add braille to the handles for vision impaired drivers. Wouldn't want to be ablest!

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Braille? [Mad] Wow, that's so discriminatory. Not every visually impaired person can read braille, you know!

No, clearly what they need to do is mandate that each grade of gasoline be infused with a different flavor, so for example, regular unleaded could be chocolate, mid-grade could be peppermint, premium could be pumpkin-spice and E-85 could be orange flavored.

That way when visually impaired people want to pump gas they can just taste each gas pump until they find the one with the right flavor.

Dang, am I the only one who thinks these things through? [Rant2]

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Originally Posted by Martinjmpr

Braille? [Mad] Wow, that's so discriminatory. Not every visually impaired person can read braille, you know!

No, clearly what they need to do is mandate that each grade of gasoline be infused with a different flavor, so for example, regular unleaded could be chocolate, mid-grade could be peppermint, premium could be pumpkin-spice and E-85 could be orange flavored.

That way when visually impaired people want to pump gas they can just taste each gas pump until they find the one with the right flavor.

Dang, am I the only one who thinks these things through? [Rant2]

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I like the way you think!!!! And especially how diverse you were in the flavor choices.

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Originally Posted by Bailey Guns

You could just sniff it. If you can smell it you're probably good.

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

Fatten her up a bit and yeah. She's a HOT aussie

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FTFY... IMHO.

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Originally Posted by Ronin13

FTFY... IMHO.

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Fatten her up a bit and yeah. She's a hot AND crazy aussie

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Originally Posted by Zundfolge

shortly (if not already) people will be saying "Denver has turned that entire state to shit, more or less."

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We pretty much say that everyday over here on the Westslope...


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