Oregon allows limited self service gas ... people lose their s--t.

[Great-Kazoo]

You back on the market?! You dog you.

Fatten her up a bit and yeah. She's a crazy aussie

[Skip]

I did not know the nozzle colors weren't standard. Learn something every day.

Last time I was in FL the pump handle was green for regular. No diesel even offered at that station, but they were all green. At first I thought I was screwed this can't be a all diesel only station?!?

With all the laws you'd think that would be one thing that is consistent.

[Aloha_Shooter]

Last time I was in FL the pump handle was green for regular. No diesel even offered at that station, but they were all green. At first I thought I was screwed this can't be a all diesel only station?!?

With all the laws you'd think that would be one thing that is consistent.

Please don't put any more ideas in their heads. There is no authority under the Constitution for the federal government to regulate the colors of gas pump handles and I'd rather not deal with even more SJW inventions of new federal powers. I'd much rather gas pump users be required to think and actually look at the pump they're using.

[Skip]

Please don't put any more ideas in their heads. There is no authority under the Constitution for the federal government to regulate the colors of gas pump handles and I'd rather not deal with even more SJW inventions of new federal powers. I'd much rather gas pump users be required to think and actually look at the pump they're using.

Interstate commerce Seems to justify everything else. Every other aspect of production, refining, and delivery is heavily regulated.

We should also add braille to the handles for vision impaired drivers. Wouldn't want to be ablest!

[Martinjmpr]

Interstate commerce Seems to justify everything else. Every other aspect of production, refining, and delivery is heavily regulated.

We should also add braille to the handles for vision impaired drivers. Wouldn't want to be ablest!

Braille? Wow, that's so discriminatory. Not every visually impaired person can read braille, you know!

No, clearly what they need to do is mandate that each grade of gasoline be infused with a different flavor, so for example, regular unleaded could be chocolate, mid-grade could be peppermint, premium could be pumpkin-spice and E-85 could be orange flavored.

That way when visually impaired people want to pump gas they can just taste each gas pump until they find the one with the right flavor.

Dang, am I the only one who thinks these things through?

[Skip]

Braille? Wow, that's so discriminatory. Not every visually impaired person can read braille, you know!

No, clearly what they need to do is mandate that each grade of gasoline be infused with a different flavor, so for example, regular unleaded could be chocolate, mid-grade could be peppermint, premium could be pumpkin-spice and E-85 could be orange flavored.

That way when visually impaired people want to pump gas they can just taste each gas pump until they find the one with the right flavor.

Dang, am I the only one who thinks these things through?

I like the way you think!!!! And especially how diverse you were in the flavor choices.

You could just sniff it. If you can smell it you're probably good.

[Ronin13]

Fatten her up a bit and yeah. She's a HOT aussie

FTFY... IMHO.

[Great-Kazoo]

FTFY... IMHO.

Fatten her up a bit and yeah. She's a hot AND crazy aussie

[The Norseman]

shortly (if not already) people will be saying "Denver has turned that entire state to shit, more or less."

We pretty much say that everyday over here on the Westslope...


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[Alpha2]

It ain't just the Westslope...trust me.