You can't be serious. WHY? Are they too damn efficient? That's the only reason I can think of. The government hates efficiency. We'll need to do a three year environmental impact study, followed by a detailed study on re-homing the local sage grouse population, before any changes can be made to this traffic signal... oh, and then open the competitive bidding process for a minority owned businesses to come put up a ladder and change the f'n light.

