I hate thieves...

So, my wife just called me to let me know that some lowlife, pond scum, herpes infested, inbred sister fucker stole the stereo out of our Smart last night. We live on a cul-de sac at the end of a block and a half long street with only one way in or out. I haven't seen the damage yet, so I don't know what else they fucked up. What really irks me is that I just had the damn thing out the previous night to repair a glitch in the video board. I hope that they try to install it and manage to get between the power cable and chassis and get electrocuted with their balls as the ground, get a burn blister that gets infected with Strep, and die a slow death via necrotizing fasciitis [Mad]

9/10. Needs more cursing. But this is a family friendly site

That blows!!! 8/10, nice work.

Sorry, I got stuck grinning at "Smart."

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Originally Posted by TFOGGER

So, my wife just called me to let me know that some lowlife, pond scum, herpes infested, inbred sister fucker stole the stereo out of our Smart last night. We live on a cul-de sac at the end of a block and a half long street with only one way in or out. I haven't seen the damage yet, so I don't know what else they fucked up. What really irks me is that I just had the damn thing out the previous night to repair a glitch in the video board. I hope that they try to install it and manage to get between the power cable and chassis and get electrocuted with their balls as the ground, get a burn blister that gets infected with Strep, and die a slow death via necrotizing fasciitis [Mad]

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My question is what kind of lowlife, pond scum, herpes infested inbred sister fucker breaks in to a freaking Smart Car?

My other question is why in the blue hell do you even own a Smart Car?

Yep. 9/10. Just tell us REALLY how you feel...

wait... a SMART? 8/10 couldve been 10 if it wasnt so smart.

Rant would have been better leaving out the Smart. 6/10

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Originally Posted by PugnacAutMortem

My other question is why in the blue hell do you even own a Smart Car?

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It's actually been a great little car. 42 mpg average in town, holds 2 full sized adults and all their crap, and with the addition of $150 worth of graphics, it makes one hell of a memorable advertisement for my shop. [Coffee]

Back in highschool a friend of mine had several stereos stolen out of his 1969 GTO. He solved the problem by super-gluing several razor blades along the bottom back end of the stereo. He came out one morning and found the stereo half out of the dash and blood everywhere. Later that day at school we noticed one of the class low-lifes with his hand bandaged up so we met up with him after school and beat on him a bit.

Yeah, I hate thieves. Forced hand removal for thieves may be the ONE thing the Islamic world gets right.

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Originally Posted by PugnacAutMortem

My other question is why in the blue hell do you even own a Smart Car?

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Here's one reason http://www.sinistersandsports.com/smartcar.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQnz6AyPjgs

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Originally Posted by PugnacAutMortem

My other question is why in the blue hell do you even own a Smart Car?

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Because not everyone thinks rollin' coal (http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...Rollin%27+Coal) boosts testosterone.

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Originally Posted by Zundfolge

Back in highschool a friend of mine had several stereos stolen out of his 1969 GTO. He solved the problem by super-gluing several razor blades along the bottom back end of the stereo. He came out one morning and found the stereo half out of the dash and blood everywhere. Later that day at school we noticed one of the class low-lifes with his hand bandaged up so we met up with him after school and beat on him a bit.

Yeah, I hate thieves. Forced hand removal for thieves may be the ONE thing the Islamic world gets right.



Here's one reason http://www.sinistersandsports.com/smartcar.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQnz6AyPjgs

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I hope the first upgrade was brakes.

That sucks. [Rant1] 8.5/10

Are Smart car stereos that valuable? I'd drive the hell out of one as an in town commuter.

Years ago, I worked nights at a liquor store. People (loose term) would break into my car and just rummage around. Lost a stereo/half a dash and lots of cassettes.

I like the razor blade idea and would gladly donate some.

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Originally Posted by Ah Pook

That sucks. [Rant1] 8.5/10

Are Smart car stereos that valuable? I'd drive the hell out of one as an in town commuter.

Years ago, I worked nights at a liquor store. People (loose term) would break into my car and just rummage around. Lost a stereo/half a dash and lots of cassettes.

I like the razor blade idea and would gladly donate some.

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I only WISH it was the OE stereo (Dealer quoted $2100 JUST for the head unit, installation extra [Shock]). This one had a Kenwood GPS/DVD unit mounted in the dash, so the insurance company will only pay to replace that, less the $500 deductible. The weird thing is that they took the stereo, but left the change cup(~$10 of assorted change).

Check craiglists in the next couple of days, to see if your unit is going to pop up for sale.

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Originally Posted by Zundfolge

Back in highschool a friend of mine had several stereos stolen out of his 1969 GTO. He solved the problem by super-gluing several razor blades along the bottom back end of the stereo. He came out one morning and found the stereo half out of the dash and blood everywhere. Later that day at school we noticed one of the class low-lifes with his hand bandaged up so we met up with him after school and beat on him a bit.

Yeah, I hate thieves. Forced hand removal for thieves may be the ONE thing the Islamic world gets right.

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Fish hooks with strong leaders is said to work well.

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Originally Posted by kidicarus13

Because not everyone thinks rollin' coal (http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...Rollin%27+Coal) boosts testosterone.

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I think that is stupid as shit personally. I drive a 4 cylinder Kia Spectra around so I defintely am not averse to driving a small car. I just can't see the appeal of a Smart Car. I will take a 5 MPG reduction from that 42 MPG in town with my Kia to drive around a car that looks like a car and not like a toy.

And off topic...but that is one of the best urban dictionary definitions I have ever read.

I stopped reading at "Smart"....so 0.2 out of 10.

My bad, dude. I just wanted to install some updates for you back at the shop.

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Originally Posted by TFOGGER

holds 2 full sized adults and all their crap.

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That really sucks... but I just don't believe this quote; we can't even fit all our crap in a Tundra with a topper. Then again we are pretty organizationally challenged.

On a side note, that's interesting that they left the change; we had a similar issue a few years ago but it was about $50 in cash and change right in the open. Walked around and talked with the neighbors and found out that a couple of high school kids had been through the neighborhood earlier that night selling coupon books. We were able to track down the company and the kids but could never prove it was them. If it was I hope tracking them so easily scared them enough that they never did it again.

Hopefully someone saw something.

xcelent rant and YES, people who do this shit are the scum of the earth
However, your rant needs more use of cockholster and twatwaffle.

Someone stole a can of cigarette butts off my porch, oh and my bike. Joke's on them, there was no tobacco left in them. And I have herpes, of the mouth....

I knew where this thread was going. [Coffee]

I was hoping to see a reference to "Ebola sauce". Bummer about your car. Thieves suck.

Must have been middle school kids, or stoners. Anyone else would have tucked your smart car under their arm and walked off.

Either way, you own a benz or bug, it sucks finding out it was broken in to.

Lived on a dead end (cul de sac) for the affluent . Van broken in to, everything stacked up in nice organized rows ( cassettes, smokes, knife etc) what do the fukers steal? A custom engraved pocket watch, the wife had given me day before.

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Originally Posted by kidicarus13

Because not everyone thinks rollin' coal (http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...Rollin%27+Coal) boosts testosterone.

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The huge irony is that diesel is better for the environment than hybrids or Smart cars.

If they sold the diesel version of the Smart here, I'd have bought it instead...71mpg, and more torque than the gas engine. Maybe with Mercedes Bluetec they can get them past the EPA.

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Originally Posted by TFOGGER

So, my wife just called me to let me know that some lowlife, pond scum, herpes infested, inbred sister fucker stole the stereo out of our Smart last night. [Mad]

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So Will Hayden broke into your Smart?

Sorry to hear about your experience, regardless of what you own.

TFogger I've got a double din pioneer unit with gps you can have if you don't want to deal with insurance

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Originally Posted by TFOGGER

So, my wife just called me to let me know that some lowlife, pond scum, herpes infested, inbred sister fucker stole the stereo out of our Smart last night. [Mad]

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What the hell does Hickenlooper need with a Smart car stereo?

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Originally Posted by kidicarus13

Because not everyone thinks rollin' coal (http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...Rollin%27+Coal) boosts testosterone.

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I roll coal and I drive my civic that gets 36 mpg. Fuck those hippy bicyclists. Choke on my exhaust and get cancer!

Sucks about the break in. I can't stand that.

Those thief/ives are stupid. Who steals an OEM stereo system? I don't think it would work on other smart car or any other vehicles. No dealership will install it for the thief.

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Originally Posted by MrPrena

Those thief/ives are stupid. Who steals an OEM stereo system? I don't think it would work on other smart car or any other vehicles. No dealership will install it for the thief.

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Read post #14. OP stated that it wasn't OEM. On another note, thieves can go blow Osama's goat!!

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Originally Posted by sabot_round

Read post #14. OP stated that it wasn't OEM. On another note, thieves can go blow Osama's goat!!

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missed that. thanks

That really sucks, Fogger.

Sorry bro.

Thieves suck! I had a stereo stolen out of a Tracker I had years ago, and I still remember how pissed I was. Worst part for me was I had a Gen X cd in it that was only released in Europe, I paid $30 for it used (almost 20 yrs ago), and to this day I haven't been able to find a replacement for - yes, I'm still very bitter about it!!! On the plus side, I gained a rather large Craftsman screwdriver that they left behind, and they were nice enough to unzip the back window instead of cutting through the top.

Make sure you keep your eyes open for the next few weeks - a lot of times they'll come back hoping the insurance company put a nice new unit in there for them. I do like the razor blades on the bottom idea...

Thieves do really suck! My parents and brothers camper both had the batteries taken out of them last night. The whole street who had campers out had also got swiped. What a joke.