That's right.
Keep a close eye on those garden gnomes.
Seems the Gnome Liberation Front has been busy in Boulder.
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news...nds-with-thief
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That's right.
Keep a close eye on those garden gnomes.
Seems the Gnome Liberation Front has been busy in Boulder.
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news...nds-with-thief
Reminds me of a certain guy who had his cowboy statue stolen and put up for ransom.
My lawn jockey is missing. Where do I turn? The Lawn Jockey Liberation Front?
My wife put this hideous 5 ft tall gold colored Eiffel Tower out in our front yard. Wish these guys would come and take that.
Viva la France!
je suis garden gnome
Lawn jockeys is racist doncha know
Arm the gnomes!
Only if you say "gnomie" [Beer]Quote:
Originally Posted by BREATHER
[ROFL1]Quote:
Originally Posted by Irving
LOL only a small group will get thisQuote:
Originally Posted by Irving
So now would be a good time to brainstorm on some non-lethal garden gnome booby trap ideas. :D
Attach bottom of gnome with a cable to a microswitch that would activate waterjets aimed at the area of the gnome and the most probable exit path. Miscreant pulls gnome and is promptly blasted by jets of ice-cold water.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zundfolge
Paint the surface of the gnome with chili oil. Miscreant pulls gnome, gets chili oil on hands and suffers the consequences the next time he touches his face near his eyes or mouth.
...or takes a leak. [ROFL1]Quote:
Originally Posted by Aloha_Shooter
Ha! We put chili oil on a friend's doorknob when we lived in the dorms... then his girlfriend was the first one to touch the doorknob...Quote:
Originally Posted by Aloha_Shooter
[Eek1]
*gnome comment*
I was wondering when you'd chime in!Quote:
Originally Posted by asmo