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    Worlds Shortest Tall Guy kwando's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Reminds me of a certain guy who had his cowboy statue stolen and put up for ransom.
    LOL only a small group will get this
    "An armed society is a polite society when a man may have to back his last words with gunplay."

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    So now would be a good time to brainstorm on some non-lethal garden gnome booby trap ideas.
    Modern liberalism is based on the idea that reality is obligated to conform to one's beliefs because; "I have the right to believe whatever I want".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zundfolge View Post
    So now would be a good time to brainstorm on some non-lethal garden gnome booby trap ideas.
    Attach bottom of gnome with a cable to a microswitch that would activate waterjets aimed at the area of the gnome and the most probable exit path. Miscreant pulls gnome and is promptly blasted by jets of ice-cold water.

    Paint the surface of the gnome with chili oil. Miscreant pulls gnome, gets chili oil on hands and suffers the consequences the next time he touches his face near his eyes or mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aloha_Shooter View Post

    Paint the surface of the gnome with chili oil. Miscreant pulls gnome, gets chili oil on hands and suffers the consequences the next time he touches his face near his eyes or mouth.
    ...or takes a leak.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aloha_Shooter View Post
    Paint the surface of the gnome with chili oil. Miscreant pulls gnome, gets chili oil on hands and suffers the consequences the next time he touches his face near his eyes or mouth.
    Ha! We put chili oil on a friend's doorknob when we lived in the dorms... then his girlfriend was the first one to touch the doorknob...



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    *gnome comment*
    What is my joy if all hands, even the unclean, can reach into it? What is my wisdom, if even the fools can dictate to me? What is my freedom, if all creatures, even the botched and impotent, are my masters? What is my life, if I am but to bow, to agree and to obey?
    -- Ayn Rand, Anthem (Chapter 11)

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    Quote Originally Posted by asmo View Post
    *gnome comment*
    I was wondering when you'd chime in!
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