Please help me expand my knowledge of teen-lingo in this era.
So far, I've mastered "totes," "lit," and "bae." Evidently "rad" has made a comeback?
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Please help me expand my knowledge of teen-lingo in this era.
So far, I've mastered "totes," "lit," and "bae." Evidently "rad" has made a comeback?
Next time she goes out, tell her that her outfit is "On Fleek." This means it's good, if you will.
Also, if she ever questions something you're saying, and you're telling the truth, just tell her "Bible." This apparently means you're telling the truth and would swear on the Bible.
Those are both Kardashian coined terms.
Stop whining and find a safe space.
Add "AF" to sentences describing something. "AF" just means "As Fuck."
So, "This burger is tasty AF!" Probably be more funny in a text though.
When my daughter was a teenager it took very little to annoy her.
I say just be yourself. Should work fine.
Take her cell phone away.
That should annoy her pretty good.
Just fart or belch in front of her friends.
For the winQuote:
Originally Posted by BPTactical
constantly interrupt her and her friends when locked in their room being "teens". Keep knocking on the door asking stupid questions every few minutes.
Go to starbucks without them and make sure they see you with it.
Buy an annoyotron, place accordingly in their room.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/ihvg/
When she points out a cute boy . . . ask her: "Does he even lift?"
Buy an "I'm with her" t-shirt and have her face put into it.
Wen she's around a boy is always a good time to ask her if she needs any acne medicine or tampons.
https://www.verywell.com/a-teen-slan...ionary-2610994
The best way to annoy her is to use terms like these, as often as you can. If you do so in front of her friends, be sure to pause a half second before you say the term, acting like a giant dork. When she gets huffy, be sure to put your hand on your hip, wave your fingers at her and say, "Bye Felicia," before flouncing away. You cannot possibly overact this, no matter how you try. Her reaction will be worth it.
Just shoot her laptop, that will annoy her...........
Best approach is to slightly misuse them. lol "Your eyebrows look pretty fleek".Quote:
Originally Posted by Irving
Tag her on fb in a duckbill selfie that's way too close to your face everyday or recreate her fb profile pics. If she blocks you, ground her lol
These parents had the right idea...
http://media2.s-nbcnews.com/i/stream...hat_140423.jpg
Got nothing. Damn, I'm getting old. Good luck, Mang. [Beer]
Tell her about the night she was conceived.
When she gives you attitude around her friends say "See, this is why I wanted a son."
Just tell her that she is becoming just like her mother.
That's the point when you admit to her she's not yours [Sarcasm2]
Play this while cleaning a gun in the living room anytime she has friends over
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pDTsLjDf_uE
though I lucked out so far.... mine is still a daddies girl at 16
I've got an annoy-a-tron just collecting dust. Need to replace the battery.
Tell her she needs to get a job and pay rent.
Ask her how her day was? Give her a hug. Talk to her about the things that interest her. Be as loving and caring as you can possibly be.
She is a teenager, you already annoy her.
This is okay advice, but also listen to MILF Money by Fergie as often as you see fit.Quote:
Originally Posted by cstone
True story, many years ago I was at a friend's house with his M1 Garand field stripped on the living room table (I was showing him how to field strip it) when his 19 year old daughter walks in with the new boyfriend.
Huge whining commenced.
Now, to the boyfriend's credit, he immediately beelined for the Garand and asked me questions about it.
This thread is really "groovy".
Just be yourself, that should work fine. I found that walking my daughter up to the door of whomever she was visiting was really annoying to her.