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We've all heard, "What's the meaning of life?" and "Do these jeans make my ass look fat?"
I heard a woman say this to their spouse yesterday: "Do you think I need to loose some weight?" The look on his face was priceless.
It made me think of this commercial:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IluLsr9o9QQ
Hear any other good ones lately?
abort mission!!!! radio silence!!!
"Honey it looks like you've already been losing some anyways, how much more do you think would be safe?"
A bit weird, but I find that lady in the commercial really attractive.
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Originally Posted by KestrelBike
Not weird to me.
"Yes dear."
...and then the fight started
You got another gun? How many guns do you need? When are you going to get me something ... that is not a gun?
When the wife asks you for the combo to your gun safe!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by wctriumph
Have you stopped beating your wife?
I warn all women I date to not ask a question you don't want the answer to. It weeds out the ones I don't want to date.
When a woman asks: "How old do you think I am?"
Your screwed
A: Young enough to care.Quote:
Originally Posted by BPTactical
I use this against liberals all the time when they debate and resort to saying "you're a racist, sexism, etc". I tell them that those are not debate points. Those are negative arguments that can't be debated because no way to show proof of either. And that's when I drop the line "like if I were to ask you now, hey have you stopped beating your wife"Quote:
Originally Posted by brutal
They usually shut up quick lol
"Are you still dead"?
Tell the truth, always. If they stay with you and you like them, then you have found one that fits your crazy-hot matrix point...marry that one and stick with it. :)
Old enough to be legal and young enough to keep me interested ...Quote:
Originally Posted by BPTactical
This.Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperiorDG