Darwin Award of year? Needing "Hot Dog"

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/11/02...dog-stand.html

Yes! But did he feel remorse?

https://mike-bland.com/images/monty-...lesh-wound.jpg

I thought Darwin award required the person to die.

Well I guess he really dicked that up....

The Brits would call that a "cockup".

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Originally Posted by foxtrot

If they cut themselves out of the gene pool before having a child it's good enough. (no evolution). However, modern medicine has gotten so good it's almost impossible. I read an article where a woman cut a dudes junk off, put it through a garbage disposal, and then when LEO/medics arrived they collected it all, and the hospital, reattached, uh, put it.. something... uh, reattached a lot of hamburger stuff... thing... back on him.

Oh, found it. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...fe-prison.html I guess they were not successful in the surgery, so he is darwin qualified I guess. (Avoid crazy).

And yet, they tried. And reattached something. Pieced together from a f'n garbage disposal. Can you imagine if that was successful?

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They can make something out of nothing for F>M trannies, but they don’t really work. For all we know, they may have told him they used his hamburger stuff and “made something out of nothing.”

Thief's name was Cheddar Bob.

Mug shot is priceless!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ots-penis.html

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Originally Posted by blacklabel

Thief's name was Cheddar Bob.

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His new name is Chili Dawg.

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Originally Posted by blacklabel

Thief's name was Cheddar Bob.

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Originally Posted by GilpinGuy

His new name is Chili Dawg.

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Sure it's not Lit'l Smokie?