You can't make this stuff up. Large caliber humor. Don't try this home.
Bomb squad called to ER after a patient turned up with a WWII artillery shell lodged in his rectum, police say (msn.com)
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You can't make this stuff up. Large caliber humor. Don't try this home.
Bomb squad called to ER after a patient turned up with a WWII artillery shell lodged in his rectum, police say (msn.com)
Talk about explosive shiats.Quote:
Originally Posted by BushMasterBoy;[URL="tel:2352147"
1- no but the “patient” sure is.Quote:
The item had already been removed by doctors by the time the bomb squad arrived, the spokesperson added, and the EOD confirmed that the shell was "not live" and "therefore not a danger to the public."
The Sun was first to report that the unnamed patient told doctors at Gloucestershire Royal Hospital that he "slipped and fell" on the two-inch-wide artillery shell.
2- Baldwin Syndrome.
Maybe a 6 pounder, 57mm? Since it is reported as British I can't think of anything that is 2". Unless he was pak'ing german AT up his ass.
(50mm is pretty close).
Then again, I'm not sure why I care precisely what he was using as a dildo. Why they don't come up with more amusing explanations IDK. "I thought I had anal parasites and I was gunna clear em out, but the damn things a dud!"
Guess he ran out of fusilli pasta?
Hear thT excuse all the time but with champagne bottles.
Not a Seinfeld fan but...[LOL][Beer]Quote:
Originally Posted by brutal
My cousin was a Navy Corpsman stationed at Pearl Harbor ... he's got some stories.
(background music) "Y - M - C - A"Quote:
Originally Posted by Zundfolge
Rectum?
Damn near killed 'em.
Wrong song.Quote:
Originally Posted by Duman
https://youtu.be/usQ5_u7myic
I read this to my wife and we both had a good laugh.
Then she asked the question that was on my mind:
WTF is wrong with people these days??