You can't make this stuff up. Large caliber humor. Don't try this home.
Bomb squad called to ER after a patient turned up with a WWII artillery shell lodged in his rectum, police say (msn.com)
You can't make this stuff up. Large caliber humor. Don't try this home.
Bomb squad called to ER after a patient turned up with a WWII artillery shell lodged in his rectum, police say (msn.com)
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Strong men create good times
Good times create weak men
Weak men create hard times
1- no but the “patient” sure is.The item had already been removed by doctors by the time the bomb squad arrived, the spokesperson added, and the EOD confirmed that the shell was "not live" and "therefore not a danger to the public."
The Sun was first to report that the unnamed patient told doctors at Gloucestershire Royal Hospital that he "slipped and fell" on the two-inch-wide artillery shell.
2- Baldwin Syndrome.
The most important thing to be learned from those who demand "Equality For All" is that all are not equal...
Gun Control - seeking a Hardware solution for a Software problem...
Maybe a 6 pounder, 57mm? Since it is reported as British I can't think of anything that is 2". Unless he was pak'ing german AT up his ass.
(50mm is pretty close).
Then again, I'm not sure why I care precisely what he was using as a dildo. Why they don't come up with more amusing explanations IDK. "I thought I had anal parasites and I was gunna clear em out, but the damn things a dud!"
Guess he ran out of fusilli pasta?
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Credit TFOGGER : Liberals only want things to be "fair and just" if it benefits them.
Credit Zundfolge: The left only supports two "rights"; Buggery and Infanticide.
Credit roberth: List of things Government does best; 1. Steal your money 2. Steal your time 3. Waste the money they stole from you. 4. Waste your time making you ask permission for things you have a natural right to own. "Anyone that thinks the communists won't turn off your power for being on COAR15 is a fucking moron."
Hear thT excuse all the time but with champagne bottles.
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My cousin was a Navy Corpsman stationed at Pearl Harbor ... he's got some stories.
Modern liberalism is based on the idea that reality is obligated to conform to one's beliefs because; "I have the right to believe whatever I want".
"Everything the State says is a lie, and everything it has it has stolen.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
"Every time something really bad happens, people cry out for safety, and the government answers by taking rights away from good people."
-Penn Jillette
A World Without Guns <- Great Read!