Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:
- Terrorist Plots Discovered: 0
- Transvestites: 133
- Hernias: 1,485
- Hemorrhoid Cases: 3,172
- Enlarged Prostates: 8,249
- Breast Implants: 59,350
- Natural Blondes: 3
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Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:
- Terrorist Plots Discovered: 0
- Transvestites: 133
- Hernias: 1,485
- Hemorrhoid Cases: 3,172
- Enlarged Prostates: 8,249
- Breast Implants: 59,350
- Natural Blondes: 3
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Outstanding, lol
I'm guessing there's some overlap, ie. Transvestites, breast implants, natural blondes....
Three natural blondes, that might be a stretch
Gotta remember, this is natl. data [Coffee]Quote:
Originally Posted by patrick0685
I'm just glad to see fake boobies came back with an even figure.
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Originally Posted by patrick0685
not really...
My First wife was a real Blond.
They do exist
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Originally Posted by Byte Stryke
I know just like the M&M dudes, I saw them in Vegas.
Wouldn't those numbers be "rounded"? (.)(.)Quote:
Originally Posted by Graves
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Nice of DHS to keep us abreast of things.
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Originally Posted by BPTactical
It is, if they didn't, things could really go tits up!
I see what you did there....
So you don't think those stats for the implants was inflated?
I doubt they would water down any data.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mtn.man
I think it is probably pretty well jelled in place[Tooth]
Of course they could have "Nipped" it a bit.
Awesome! Thanks for the laugh!
Soooo, how would a guy go about getting a job there?[Lick]Quote:
Originally Posted by Bailey Guns
(I'm asking for a friend)
Maybe if the "friend" has silicone valley background, it may help.
I like how you say first... Did the blonde part have anything to do with that?Quote:
Originally Posted by Byte Stryke
I know in my case with my first it did![ROFL1]
With the way airports are now, you could probably just put on a suit, get some cones to make a walkway with. Grab something that looks like a hand held metal detector and wave all the girls you want over to "pat down" and no one for fear of being raped by security or thrown in jail would ever say anything. [Tooth]Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeff350
It would be a tittilating job to have.
Think of all of the lasting mammaries you would have.
I would like to work on Concourse DD[Muaha]
Pics of boobies - or it never happened! :)
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(.) (.) little ones
(.) (.) big ones
Then there are these
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...leg_raised.jpg
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Originally Posted by Mtn.man
(In best Yoda voice) "Learned have you well"
Jeez- can we milk this thread anymore?
I guess I asked for that.....
Thank You!!!!
I like this thread more and more!
Seriously, right? I started this thread to discuss the merits of TSA policies and procedures that have produced such admirable results.Quote:
Originally Posted by BPTactical
And it's just degenerated into talking about female breasts and blonde pubic hair. I was expecting better from the guys on this forum.
[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL]Quote:
Originally Posted by Bailey Guns
I know...I tried to type that with a straight face.
Riiiight....well I guess you won't try that one again- did it hurt?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bailey Guns
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BG and his straight face.
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Originally Posted by Mtn.man
Hey! It could happen.