In 1947

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03-31-2011, 11:35
opie011

In 1947

The year is 1947

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

  Albert A. Gore, Jr..
  Hillary Rodham Clinton
  John F. Kerry
  William J. Clinton
  Howard Dean
  Nancy Pelosi
  Dianne Feinstein
  Charles E. Schumer
  Barbara Boxer

  See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
  I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.

  No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!
03-31-2011, 11:40
Monky

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Originally Posted by opie011

The year is 1947

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr..
Hillary Rodham Clinton
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.

No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!

[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3] Oh that's a good one :)
03-31-2011, 11:43
cebeu

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Originally Posted by opie011

The year is 1947 Nancy Pelosi!

Not to pee on a good piece of humor but...not the wretched bitch Pelosi, mis-match, this skank is in her 70's.
03-31-2011, 11:45
opie011

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Originally Posted by cebeu

Not to pee on a good piece of humor but...not the wretched bitch Pelosi, mis-match, this skank is in her 70's.

Meh whatever...still funny in my book!!
03-31-2011, 12:39
2008f450

That explains why they dont land and say hi. They dont want to deal with the mess they left behind in those messed up experiments[ROFL1][ROFL1]
03-31-2011, 12:47
gcrookston

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Originally Posted by cebeu

Not to pee on a good piece of humor but...not the wretched bitch Pelosi, mis-match, this skank is in her 70's.

yep, born March 1940
03-31-2011, 13:03
Byte Stryke

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Originally Posted by gcrookston

yep, born March 1940

hopefully, according to Wikipedia the life expectancy is 77.5-80 years and she will die of natural causes.

I pray every day she isn't shot or shot at...
it would only give the libs more cause.

[Eek3]
03-31-2011, 13:23
clublights

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Originally Posted by Byte Stryke

hopefully, according to Wikipedia the life expectancy is 77.5-80 years and she will die of natural causes.

I pray every day she isn't shot or shot at...
it would only give the libs more cause.

[Eek3]

But I hope and pray everyday that someone gives her a nice smack to the back of the head ...............

May not set her right .. but I could play that video in a loop for HOURS at a time!
03-31-2011, 14:04
TFOGGER

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Originally Posted by Byte Stryke

hopefully, according to Wikipedia the life expectancy is 77.5-80 years and she will die of natural causes.

I pray every day she isn't shot or shot at...
it would only give the libs more cause.

[Eek3]

Agreed...she should be beaten to death with a bag of spotted owls.
03-31-2011, 14:52
Byte Stryke

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Originally Posted by TFOGGER

Agreed...she should be beaten to death with a bag of spotted owls.

Damn man, why you have to be disrespecting spotted owls?
[ROFL1]
03-31-2011, 21:09
Tor Larson

Sorry but not accurate. Been around a long time. Snope's is correct. Look it up.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/roswell.asp

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03-31-2011, 22:01
opie011

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Originally Posted by Tor Larson

Sorry but not accurate. Been around a long time. Snope's is correct. Look it up.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/roswell.asp

.

Well shit guess I should have posted this in the "joke of the day" thread as I was taking this as a joke.

Humor seems hard to come by without being corrected anymore[Dunno]
04-01-2011, 03:15
Elhuero

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Originally Posted by Tor Larson

Sorry but not accurate. Been around a long time. Snope's is correct. Look it up.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/roswell.asp

.

holy crap, you either missed the boat by a mile or have a wit drier than last week's unbuttered toast
04-01-2011, 21:34
Tor Larson

Plenty of wit but when you start insinuating that some of America's finest and bravest leaders and heroes are aliens then you've gone way too far.
04-01-2011, 21:43
opie011

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Originally Posted by Tor Larson

Plenty of wit but when you start insinuating that some of America's finest and bravest leaders and heroes are aliens then you've gone way too far.

  Albert A. Gore, Jr..
  Hillary Rodham Clinton
  John F. Kerry
  William J. Clinton
  Howard Dean
  Nancy Pelosi
  Dianne Feinstein
  Charles E. Schumer
  Barbara Boxer

Who's the fine, brave hero in this group?
04-01-2011, 21:45
Irving

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Originally Posted by Tor Larson

Plenty of wit but when you start insinuating that some of America's finest and bravest leaders and heroes are aliens then you've gone way too far.

APRIL FOOLS!

Well played. I hope.
04-01-2011, 21:47
Tor Larson

You are correct Irving!!!!!

My attempt at wit an a fine April Fool's day!
04-01-2011, 21:49
Elhuero

[rofl1]
04-01-2011, 22:20
opie011

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Originally Posted by Tor Larson

You are correct Irving!!!!!

My attempt at wit an a fine April Fool's day!

Damn you got me good. Well played![Beer]
04-01-2011, 22:22
Fentonite

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Originally Posted by Tor Larson

You are correct Irving!!!!!

My attempt at wit an a fine April Fool's day!

Nice save. See? you DO have a sense of humor! [Tooth]