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05-21-2011, 11:29
mx'r

went on foot patrol

I went on an early AM foot patrol this morning with my uzi carbine. Nothing out of ordinary going on in my hood. Got some weird looks from the neighbors and peddle bikers. No end of the world in sight yet...[UZI]
05-21-2011, 11:34
Byte Stryke

I know, right?

I went out with my Battle-Rattle on and the only sign of the apocalypse I saw was my fat-ass neighbor getting her paper in her moo-moo.

I was so tempted to put the green dot between her eyes. [LOL]
05-21-2011, 11:36
mx'r

Quote:

Originally Posted by Byte Stryke

I know, right?

I went out with my Battle-Rattle on and the only sign of the apocalypse I saw was my fat-ass neighbor getting her paper in her moo-moo.

I was so tempted to put the green dot between her eyes. [LOL]

So much for RECON..[ROFL1]
05-21-2011, 11:47
Ah Pook

I saw the first signs of the end this morning. The trash box has started to break apart and expel it's contents.

Or it could have been a bear.
05-21-2011, 12:50
spyder

We slept in figuring if it was a big deal, something would have woken us up.... [Beer] Just in case though, we had the PK380 ready in the night stand.
05-21-2011, 14:34
StagLefty

Spent the morning cutting a rapture hatch in the roof ! Lined it with velvet Elvis pictures and rope lights in case the sun goes out. Put on a new white robe and sandals and popped in a chant CD and waiting for 6 p.m. [ROFL1]
05-21-2011, 15:18
rondog

Currently 3:17pm CST in Ponca City, OK, and it's clear, sunny and windy. No signs of any apocalyptic chaos. Lots of well-fed Okies around the WalMart though.
05-21-2011, 15:38
StagLefty

Quote:

Originally Posted by rondog

Lots of well-fed Okies around the WalMart though.

Zombie fodder [ROFL1]
05-21-2011, 16:51
Ah Pook

Quote:

Originally Posted by StagLefty

Spent the morning cutting a rapture hatch in the roof ! Lined it with velvet Elvis pictures and rope lights in case the sun goes out. Put on a new white robe and sandals and popped in a chant CD and waiting for 6 p.m. [ROFL1]

Did you used the young thin of old fat Velvis?[Coffee]
05-21-2011, 17:15
eighty duece

I went to work and quit my job, told my wife what I thought of her, and maxed out my CC's on peer and hookers!!! It better end today [Beer]
05-21-2011, 17:23
jerrymrc

Quote:

Originally Posted by eighty duece

I went to work and quit my job, told my wife what I thought of her, and maxed out my CC's on peer and hookers!!! It better end today [Beer]

Are you in for a surprise[Coffee].
05-21-2011, 19:16
mx'r

Well, just finished my pm foot patrol. Only thing i observed was the Jeffco Police Captain pulling into my driveway. Good thing our sons are friends and he was just droping off my son. He thinks I'm a bit odd, but liked the Uzi Carbine. [UZI]
05-21-2011, 19:30
68Charger

Thanks mx'r, it was a good chuckle...

have done this at my house... not only did nobody even notice, nobody saw me... (where's that stealth ninja emoticon?)

in fact, my neighbor is practicing killing zombies now... sounds like a .45

I actually haven't looked outside, I guess he could be actually killing zombies...
05-21-2011, 20:05
DSB OUTDOORS

Quote:

Originally Posted by mx'r

Well, just finished my pm foot patrol. Only thing i observed was the Jeffco Police Captain pulling into my driveway. Good thing our sons are friends and he was just droping off my son. He thinks I'm a bit odd, but liked the Uzi Carbine. [UZI]

Uzi's are fun toys. No foot patrol in the neighbor tonight. Graduation parties!! Go Grads!! Use That Brain!!! [Beer]
05-21-2011, 20:10
theGinsue

Well, I'm still here and if you're reading this so are you. Looks like we didn't get taken up in the rapture.

I'm guessing someone is eating crow about now; eh? I'd be too ashamed to show my face in public after that.
05-21-2011, 20:12
sneakerd

I ain't goin' nowhere. You gotta come after me. I am well fed and well supplied. Good luck.[AR15]
05-21-2011, 20:25
DSB OUTDOORS

Quote:

Originally Posted by theGinsue

Well, I'm still here and if you're reading this so are you. Looks like we didn't get taken up in the rapture.

I'm guessing someone is eating crow about now; eh? I'd be too ashamed to show my face in public after that.

No one mentioned what "TIME ZONE" Good evening Thomas!![Beer]
05-21-2011, 20:47
Big Wall

I bet he just miscalculated again. We'll hear from him again in a few years.
05-22-2011, 06:34
68Charger

Quote:

Originally Posted by foxtrot

I don't think he is eating crow. He just convinced thousands of idiots to sell all their possessions and donate everything to "the radio show". Now, how much you want to bet the guy himself didn't believe what his own mouth was crapping. I do believe he is the biggest scam artist that doesn't have to hide. Ever.

PS: He did this before back in the 90's. News articles don't bring that up.

I'm guessing we will hear from him again when he runs out of money sometime in 2020's after he blows his millions on hookers and blow. Unless he OD's.

^^This, but I doubt he'll be wasting it on hookers and blow, he's like 80-something
05-22-2011, 07:11
alxone

Quote:

Originally Posted by 68Charger

^^This, but I doubt he'll be wasting it on hookers and blow, he's like 80-something

when your in your 80's is the perfect time for hookers and blow ,thats when i plan to start [ROFL1]
05-22-2011, 09:23
BlasterBob

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Originally Posted by 68Charger

^^This, but I doubt he'll be wasting it on hookers and blow, he's like 80-something

I believe you should not have said "WASTING it on hookers". Probably should have said "SPENT it on hookers". At 80 years old, that'd most likely be money very well spent.[Tooth]
05-22-2011, 14:29
Jolly Green

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlasterBob

I believe you should not have said "WASTING it on hookers". Probably should have said "SPENT it on hookers". At 80 years old, that'd most likely be money very well spent.[Tooth]

However, I could think of better investments... like feeding the starving children in Africa.
[Flower]
05-22-2011, 14:35
Byte Stryke

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jolly Green

However, I could think of better investments... like feeding the starving children in Africa.
[Flower]

How terribly socialistic of you.

[ROFL1]