Because of this:
http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.s...ntroversy.html
http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/...weaver1/AF.jpg
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It's a well know fact that AF girls are hotter than army girls. This just proves that my retraining order was issued correctly.
Nom Nom nom...
Dang. Why did I just get thirsty?Quote:
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Originally Posted by Jordanls19
Army chicks get pregnant to get out of the army...and I am still not sure who is having sex with them
I am embarrassed to say it is probably the Marines, we are not known for our high standards when it comes to random sexual encounters.Quote:
Originally Posted by KevDen2005
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Everybody. We called them QFaYs: Queens for a year. Only Iraq could turn a 4 to a 10.Quote:
Originally Posted by KevDen2005
Too bad those little dudes don't appreciate it for what it is
Not so much as to get out of the army, but to get out of deployment... shame, they didn't realize this when they signed up? Cold feet? Our unit had a shitbag female that got pregnant 3 times, missed the 3 deployments our unit went on in the last five years. I can't stand this.Quote:
Originally Posted by KevDen2005
Afghanistan was the same... that supply soldier started looking real good after 10 months down range... in Garrison she was no better than a 6! [LOL]Quote:
Originally Posted by Jordanls19
You're right, AF chicks are way hotter... AIT, 2007, went up to Davis Montham AFB in Tucson and holy cow batman! We met a few girls that put the AU chicks to shame![Pepsi]
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Originally Posted by tmleadr03
It's not just the Marines. 9/10 infantrymen (regardless of branch) would hit it no matter what she looked like.Quote:
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I present to you exhibit A:
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Originally Posted by KevDen2005
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Meh, done worse...
Not proud of it, but it has happened.
Mostly done a HELL of a lot better. Not that is saying much with her.
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Originally Posted by Sharpienads
look at you diggin' up skeletons
Hahaha, it was the first thing I thought of when I read that Terminal Lance comic strip. [Muaha]Quote:
Originally Posted by KevDen2005
I am pretty sure during my time in the Army I never once completely disrobed to take a crap or Piss...Quote:
"A lot of people are saying it's a disgrace to the uniform. They're comparing it to urinating and defecating [while in uniform]," Scott told MSNBC. "It's extremely upsetting. Defecating in public is illegal. Breast-feeding is not."
So yeah, I Pissed while in Uniform.
Natural Function, get over it.
Rest of the pictures taken by the photographer are here:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Brynj...32328680117768
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[Beer] good stuff
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Originally Posted by KevDen2005
totally know somebody who did that....... ugh..
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Originally Posted by Chad4000
Got pregnant to get out of the army or did an army girl?
Navy has the best looking women.......usually after 4 months out to sea too!!!!
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...y_women_01.jpg
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...y_women_05.jpg
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...y_women_02.jpg
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...y_women_03.jpg
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...y_women_04.jpg
Um... no, the Navy really doesn't. Cherry picked pictures not withstanding. AF still wins in that area. Marine Corps got nothing.
It's a toss up... My LT who later became my Company CDR before I got out was by far the hottest military gal I'd ever met...
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._7653664_n.jpg
But this Marine is pretty hot:
http://itsguycode.com/images/stories...e-chick-15.jpg
I would say that the AF has the largest volume of attractive ladies per capita, but the hottest chick I've ever seen that was in the military was in the Marines. I've seen a couple hotties in the Army as well, but they're few and far between.
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Originally Posted by tmleadr03
I did that on purpose. The BAM's were scary, the Navy chicks, most had the Navy issues a**.
The one I dated was decent, had a soccar girl's body. Fit but not thick.
There was an MP and her last name was Anderson who was attached to my unit. We used to call her Manderson and I don't believe I need to further explain this.
I love soccer girls... but I like my women to be fit! Now thinking back to my high school girlfriend [Love4]Quote:
Originally Posted by DD977GM2
Hey, hey, hey! You take your dirty mind somewhere else, there are plenty of site on the internet to help you with that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ronin13
The hatchet faced broad who lives across the street from me has gotten lucky at least 3 times!.........3 different fathers!Quote:
Originally Posted by KevDen2005
She is still in!
LOL, I almost died laughing...but yes, I saw it numerous times. This to me isn't an issue of women in the military, to me it's an issue of how poor our discipline has gotten in the military and the leaders that have allowed it to get to this point.Quote:
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Well they are in a kind of "hands tied" situation. I remember clearly after we returned from deployment our CSM came out and said "Females, now is the time to get pregnant. We are guaranteed 12 months at home so have all the babies you want within the next 10 months, but after that it's game time and we gotta gear up to go back! I can't NJP anyone for getting pregnant 3 months before we deploy, but you're letting your peers down by trying to skip a deployment because of a pregnancy. Remember why we fight."Quote:
Originally Posted by KevDen2005
Sorry, this thread is simply packed with issues that fall under the category of "whatever". Breast feeding in uniform, doesnt matter. Which branch has the hottest women? Doesn't matter. Ugly women actually getting laid, been to Walmart lately? Women getting out of deployments, seen men do it too but with different BS excuses. Dirtbags aren't determined by gonad placement.
Yeah, well it's a slow day, and we're petty... [/sarcasm]Quote:
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To include your pointless post.[Beer]Quote:
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Originally Posted by Sharpienads
Indeed we are, sir, and I had fun anyway
On board, the ships company with Air Det was aorund 375. 60 were enlisted and about 4-5 officer that were females.Quote:
Originally Posted by KevDen2005
The higher ups didnt care if it was enlisted with enlisted, but when a few officers females and male enlisted, a sh*tstorm hit and hit hard.
When it was male officers and female enlisted, it wasnt as bad of a sh*tstorm for some reason.
How long have you been in and it took you a set of tits to realize this?Quote:
Originally Posted by airborneranger
I saw a guy get out of a part of a deployment, but he broke his leg when a palletQuote:
Originally Posted by SA Friday
on an UNREP off the coast of NC slammed into his leg. Only guy I saw get out of
a deployment. Lost quiet a few females to preggers. Lost one chick in my division because of that. She was
ugly as a three legged snake, but knew here shit and kept what she learned in school
and applied it to the ship.
Air Farce always had the best chow...that's all I'm saying.