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With all the rants on peoples' driving and parking skills, I found this though my brother in law and thought I'd share. Perhaps print a few copies and keep them in the glove box to give you a taste of satisfaction that will not result in your incarceration!
Enjoy!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5...re/Drivers.jpg
That would be worth sticking around to see the reaction
That rocks!!! Just saved it and going to make copies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Batteriesnare
Great post!
Gonna save that one
Came out of a pizza joint in ny one night and this guy is pacing back & forth really pissed off. I'm like your car broke down? he say's, no i'm blocked in and unable to locate the owner of this caddy. He's really pissed so i suggest he slash his tires and i can give him a ride. he feels slashing the tires isn't worth it. Why not spray paint his windows? He says IF i had some paint i'd do it.
You're in luck, what color you want to use? as i bust out some BBQ flat black rustoleum. Guy went to town on the caddy.
My father in law would jack a car up and pull the wheels.
When I was working at the Orleans Hotel and Casino in Vegas someone decided it would be a good idea to block in the owner. The hotel engineer was called, a forklift was used.
I hope they went through the doors to pick it up. [Flower] Door beams have lots of strength when the door is closed. [Coffee]Quote:
Originally Posted by tmleadr03
People suck.
That is all.
I just had a box of these printed up:
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-w...702_131932.jpg
They're a hit with all my friends and we all hand them out liberally to those who deserve it.
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Originally Posted by Jer
hahaah lol those are awesome!
That is classic!Quote:
Originally Posted by Batteriesnare
I've had them for a few years now and I'm ashamed at how often I have a use for them. It amazes me how inconsiderate of others people are these days?Quote:
Originally Posted by Chad4000
I use to have this cool sticker of Mickey Mouse fliping you the bird and talking shit about how you parked. Never used it, but the kid I got it from said it was not easy to take off once on!!! Man I wish I still had it.
Is there one of those that just says how you will mind your own business and move along?
The presence of "arse" and "learnt" make this painfully British. There is no "learnt" used in American English. "Wank chariot" is funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Batteriesnare
That is FTMFW!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jer
Wank Chariot... lulz
The ex-wife got a note on car once for parking in the street in front of someone's house by her work. I guess they didn't like people parking on a public street. She did noting and stopped parking there. I would have parked there every day just out of spite and if they touched my car again I would poor gas on their lawn.
I hate people like this. As long as you're parked legally public parking locations are free game.Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperiorDG
Until you park right at the edge of my sidewalk during a snowstorm and I can't get the blower through without dumping all the snow on your car... [ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3] (HOLY SH*T! smiley's are back!)Quote:
Originally Posted by Jer
Same neighbor is a lazy f*ck and when he doesn't clear his apron, and his kid or their friends park in said location, all the day melt backs up and ends up freezing on my sidewalk. So who's gonna get sued if someone busts their ass???
[BooHoo]Quote:
Originally Posted by brutal
...yep, they sure are. [LOL]