Something to Keep in the Car

[losi22]

With all the rants on peoples' driving and parking skills, I found this though my brother in law and thought I'd share. Perhaps print a few copies and keep them in the glove box to give you a taste of satisfaction that will not result in your incarceration!

Enjoy!

That is classic!

[Jer]

hahaah lol those are awesome!

I've had them for a few years now and I'm ashamed at how often I have a use for them. It amazes me how inconsiderate of others people are these days?

[lex137]

I use to have this cool sticker of Mickey Mouse fliping you the bird and talking shit about how you parked. Never used it, but the kid I got it from said it was not easy to take off once on!!! Man I wish I still had it.

[Irving]

Is there one of those that just says how you will mind your own business and move along?

[brutal]

With all the rants on peoples' driving and parking skills, I found this though my brother in law and thought I'd share. Perhaps print a few copies and keep them in the glove box to give you a taste of satisfaction that will not result in your incarceration!

Enjoy!

The presence of "arse" and "learnt" make this painfully British. There is no "learnt" used in American English. "Wank chariot" is funny.

I just had a box of these printed up:



They're a hit with all my friends and we all hand them out liberally to those who deserve it.

That is FTMFW!

[Jer]

Wank Chariot... lulz

[SuperiorDG]

The ex-wife got a note on car once for parking in the street in front of someone's house by her work. I guess they didn't like people parking on a public street. She did noting and stopped parking there. I would have parked there every day just out of spite and if they touched my car again I would poor gas on their lawn.

[Jer]

The ex-wife got a note on car once for parking in the street in front of someone's house by her work. I guess they didn't like people parking on a public street. She did noting and stopped parking there. I would have parked there every day just out of spite and if they touched my car again I would poor gas on their lawn.

I hate people like this. As long as you're parked legally public parking locations are free game.

[brutal]

I hate people like this. As long as you're parked legally public parking locations are free game.

Until you park right at the edge of my sidewalk during a snowstorm and I can't get the blower through without dumping all the snow on your car... (HOLY SH*T! smiley's are back!)

Same neighbor is a lazy f*ck and when he doesn't clear his apron, and his kid or their friends park in said location, all the day melt backs up and ends up freezing on my sidewalk. So who's gonna get sued if someone busts their ass???

[Jer]

Until you park right at the edge of my sidewalk during a snowstorm and I can't get the blower through without dumping all the snow on your car... (HOLY SH*T! smiley's are back!)

Same neighbor is a lazy f*ck and when he doesn't clear his apron, and his kid or their friends park in said location, all the day melt backs up and ends up freezing on my sidewalk. So who's gonna get sued if someone busts their ass???

...yep, they sure are.