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Another thread got me thankin'...and yes, it hurt.
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If a man and a woman get married in Georgia, and then move to Colorado and get a divorce, are they still brother and sister?
Why do people like boiled peanuts?
BECAUSE THEY ARE FREAKIN' AWESOME!Quote:
Originally Posted by Irving
But then why in Dr Pepper?Quote:
Originally Posted by GoodburbonBECAUSE THEY ARE FREAKIN' AWESOME!Quote:
Originally Posted by Irving
What the hell is kinfolk? Are those the relatives you've had sex with?
Kosher salted boiled peanuts.... yum
Only if they were first cousins to start with.Quote:
Originally Posted by TFOGGER
Cause if may yer shiat a pretty color of green.Quote:
Originally Posted by Irving
ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you knew Pepper like we knew Pepper...Quote:
Originally Posted by Zundfolge
Kinfolk is them that you could legally have sex with but don't.Quote:
Originally Posted by soldier-of-the-apocalypse
Why is Mississippi the fattest state?
The answer is a combination of laziness, poverty, and a propagation of a welfare do nothing mentality amongst the rural poor, and Mississippi has a lot of rural, and a LOT of poor.Quote:
Originally Posted by brutal
Because the food there tastes better.Quote:
Originally Posted by brutal
No, that's Louisiana.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigNick73
What is an "iffin?"
The 2nd fattest state. They don't deep fry quite as much.Quote:
Originally Posted by Goodburbon
In Alabama if your wife dies do you get your sister's belonging's ? [ROFL1]
Have you seen a pecan tree?
Oddly enough I almost got in a fist fight with some Georgia boy in basic training over the pronunciation of the word pecan.Quote:
Originally Posted by ANADRILL
He said "pee can"
I say "puh cawn"
Pook, what area of the south do you hail from?
Cause all them Ohioans move in.Quote:
Originally Posted by brutal
Well, iffin I told you...Quote:
Originally Posted by Irving
Only iffin you two shared the same room in the parents house.Quote:
Originally Posted by StagLefty
No, but I have seen a dog tree a coon.Quote:
Originally Posted by ANADRILL
"Pee can" is wut they call'em north of the Manson Nixon line.Quote:
Originally Posted by Goodburbon
South JerseyQuote:
Originally Posted by Goodburbon
Texas
Louisiana. Why?
Cause they're awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Irving
+1Quote:
Originally Posted by Goodburbon
Why not? Ever put Dr. Pepper on a ham you're bakin?Quote:
Originally Posted by Zundfolge
It's along the same lines of a 'fixinta', a 'yonder', and and 'overe'Quote:
Originally Posted by Irving
Fuck Pecan tree's and running through the yard bare foot!Quote:
Originally Posted by ANADRILL
Alabama.. ROLL TIDE!.. Thank the sweet baby jesus for the ESPN app on my TV.. WHOTF cares about watching Harvard Vs. Brown.. seriously.. even a bad day of SEC football is better than any IVY league team.. Fuckin networks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Goodburbon
Alabama. how unfortunate.
A gigantic elephant is the mascot, and they are the "crimson tide".
But hey, an elephant menstruation is a very impressive thing I guess.
Louisiana, because somewhere in the United states had to have decent food.
[Beer][Beer]Quote:
Originally Posted by Goodburbon
Damn straight
Somone must be an LSU fan. Your mascot isn't much better.. a yellow and purple pussy.. I mean tiger.Quote:
Originally Posted by Goodburbon
Tar,,, what u fix when it goes flat
If you slide off the road in the south you don't need to call a tow truck,,, a couple of guys in a monster truck will be along shortly and pull ya out.
Yankees are also know as Snow Birds.
Grits is considered a staple.
It is mandatory to have a rifle in the gun rack if you have a truck.
Teeth are optional in the south.
Geet yet? Naw not hungry.
A southern couple went to the doc to get a vasectomy for him after their 9th child.
Doc asked why did you wait till now?
Guy said he read an article that said 1 in 10 babies born in the US were Mexican,
And me or the little women can't speak Mexican.
Anybody seen "Ya'all"?
It's just Ya'll BP.
every meal in cludes either corn bread or bisquits.
Red Eye Gravy, Yeah...
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Originally Posted by Monky
[ROFL1][Beer]
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Originally Posted by BPTactical
Y'all are close.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mtn.man
[Coffee]
Two words I never heard growing up, "Sweet Tea".
What would a thread like this look like if it were a person from the north? What kind of questions do you even ask a person from the north?
Have not had those in years, but I love them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Goodburbon
You ask them "what the hell is an oofda"
Have to say that it was Columbus GA where I learned how to make good gravy. [Flower]Quote:
Red Eye Gravy, Yeah...
Ask 'em anything you want, but they won't answer! At least not if they're from where I'm from!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Irving
Thank God for the South. It would be a sorry pitiful existence without them.