In Oregon, Bacon Eats You!

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10-01-2012, 19:23
ChunkyMonkey

In Oregon, Bacon Eats You!

http://imageplay.net/img/tya22286818/RoseyHog.jpg

http://blogs.seattletimes.com/today/...n-by-his-hogs/

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Oregon farmer eaten by his hogs
Posted by The Associated Press

Oregon authorities are investigating how a farmer was eaten by his hogs.

The Coos County district attorney’s office says 70-year-old Terry Vance Garner never returned after he set out to feed his animals Wednesday on his farm near the Oregon coast.

A family member later found Garner’s dentures and pieces of his body in the hog enclosure, but most of his remains had been consumed.

The district attorney’s office said in a statement Monday that it’s possible Garner had a medical emergency, such as a heart attack, or was knocked over by the animals before he was killed. But criminal activity has not been ruled out.

Authorities estimate the hogs weigh 700 pounds. The DA’s office says one hog had either bitten or been aggressive with Garner previously.

Tags: hogs, Oregon
10-01-2012, 21:10
bogie

Funny picture [ROFL1] but that story makes me want to [Puke]
10-01-2012, 21:15
Bailey Guns

I hope I don't find any toenails or such in my bacon in the near future.
10-01-2012, 21:25
ray1970

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Originally Posted by Bailey Guns

I hope I don't find any toenails or such in my bacon in the near future.

[ROFL1]
10-01-2012, 21:36
rockhound

wow
10-01-2012, 21:37
hawk1

Hogs are freakin' nasty! They'll eat anything.
10-01-2012, 21:48
Tinelement

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Originally Posted by hawk1

Hogs are freakin' nasty! They'll eat anything.

beat me to it!
10-01-2012, 22:05
Rucker61

Sad story but it sure brings Bricktop to mind.
10-01-2012, 22:09
dwalker460

Huh, I thought that sort of thing only happened in the South.
10-01-2012, 22:21
GilpinGuy

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Originally Posted by Rucker61

Sad story but it sure brings Bricktop to mind.

Snatch! What a great movie! I've watched that a dozen times.

And this is why we must all eat as much bacon as possible. To keep these beasts under control. [LOL]
10-01-2012, 22:51
spyder

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Originally Posted by GilpinGuy

Snatch! What a great movie! I've watched that a dozen times.

And this is why we must all eat as much bacon as possible. To keep these beasts under control. [LOL]

Quote:

...I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
10-01-2012, 23:00
dwalker460

Haha that quote reminds me of one of my friends funny sayings-

"Welcome to Tennessee, where we shoot you from far away and feed you to animals"

Rumor has it he made corn liquor... for medicinal purposes of course...
10-01-2012, 23:09
Ah Pook

Pigs are filthy animals.
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/f...n_12850_de.jpg

Reminds me of Mr Wu's pigs.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...250px-Mrwu.jpg
10-01-2012, 23:52
GilpinGuy

Fish eat worms. And fish are tasty too. [Coffee]
10-02-2012, 13:40
Trigger Time 23

Talk about a bad day- Farmer eaten by hogs

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/10/02...ogs/?hpt=hp_t3
10-02-2012, 13:46
CrufflerSteve

Sometimes you get the bacon; sometimes the bacon gets you.
10-02-2012, 13:52
sniper7

wonder if the bacon caused a heart attack like some thought?
10-02-2012, 13:55
CO Hugh

Can we send a battalion of hogs to Mecca, Iraq, and Afghanistan.
10-02-2012, 14:04
Teufelhund

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Originally Posted by CO Hugh

Can we send a battalion of hogs to Mecca, Iraq, and Afghanistan.

[LOL] talk about a creative solution. Aren't hogs overpopulated in Texas? Sounds like we can kill two birds with one stone here.
10-02-2012, 14:24
sniper7

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Originally Posted by CO Hugh

Can we send a battalion of hogs to Mecca, Iraq, and Afghanistan.

that would be awesome! Even if they killed the hogs they wouldn't want to clean them up!
10-02-2012, 15:47
alxone

first step to soilent green
10-02-2012, 19:55
jerrymrc

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Originally Posted by alxone

first step to soilent green

I always knew you were wise beyond your years. [Beer] And tell the wife that Linette says "Good Luck".