Can't think of mine yet, I do like "fair is what you pay on a bus"
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Can't think of mine yet, I do like "fair is what you pay on a bus"
STFU and stop whining like a bitch.
Another example of Mental masturbation
Seriously!
Classic "better to have and not need than to need and not have"
HoneyBadger don't give a sh!t
"Buy once! Cry once!"
" See! Told yah!"
"Get a straw and suck it up!" [ROFL1]
"What you want and what's gonna happen are 2 different things!"
...oh... and "Buy once! Cry once!" [LOL]
... and "I don't get paid enough to get pissed off!" [Coffee]
Fear is the spare change that will keep you broke.
Theres never enough money or time to do it right, but there is always time and money to do it twice.
"That's above my pay grade"
It may be a bit cliche on here, but I always loved: "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes."
Also (like Stevel said): "Guns are like condoms, I'd rather have one and not need it than need it and not have one."
"The maximum effective range of an excuse is 0 meters."
"thats what she said!"
Yep... I use that one a lot too [Beer][Coffee]Quote:
Originally Posted by Ronin13
Almost forgot
Your concealed carry piece is like your pecker, taking it out and playing with it in public will only get you in trouble.
Argue for your limitations and they are yours.
Good Enough For Government work.
2 in the pink, 1 in the stink.
"You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose. You just can't pick your friend's nose."
[Coffee]
Want in one hand, shit in the other.. tell me what fills up first.
Think what you will
And people in hell want ice water.
The price of your education is the cost of your mistakes.
Stupid hurts.
Living the dream, working the nightmare.
you can't fix stupid
or
What do I know, I only sell food
I don't care
"ok, you can touch it"
Obsessed is just a word the lazy use to describe the dedicated.
Patients my Ass!! I'm gona kill something!
I just wish I could remember the dozens that my dad used to say, he was an old timer and had a bunch of good ones.
It's like mastuerbating with a cheese grater: Slightly amusing but mostly painful.
What the F*ck, Over?
"hoser"
You don't know shit from apple butter
You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground.
You couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the bottom!!
You broke dick, wooden axle, bought on credit, brother in lawing son of a bitch.
Oh one of my Sr. NCOs used to always say: "All's fair in love and war- except in love you don't bomb the shit out of the other person!" [Coffee]
I have too many to define a favorite. But a few I frequently use:
"Slicker than deerguts on a doorknob"
"Do you have to remember to breath?"
"That's Mr asshole to you"
"What the fvck, over..."
"Didn't know whether to shit or go blind"
"Q-Do you have any rubber clothes? A-No, why? R-Because if your gonna act like a dick you oughtta dress like one."
That's a good one![ROFL1]Quote:
Originally Posted by buffalobo
Plain, simple, and used often...
Go Fuck Yourself
That boy is as dumb as a box of rocks...
You worked on this yourself first, didn't you?
That thing is f**ked up like a left handed football bat...
This part fits like socks on a rooster...
I'd love to listen to your bullshit, but right now I'm busier than a one armed paper hanger in a tornado...
That engine's done. It sounds like a skeleton trying to f**k a pile of empty paint cans.
[Stooge]
You must have watched an AGI video.......
Two is one, and one is none....
Nah, work in a motorcycle shop and lived in the South for a while when I was younger...[ROFL1]Quote:
Originally Posted by spyder
"Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke"