You broke dick, wooden axle, bought on credit, brother in lawing son of a bitch.
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You broke dick, wooden axle, bought on credit, brother in lawing son of a bitch.
Oh one of my Sr. NCOs used to always say: "All's fair in love and war- except in love you don't bomb the shit out of the other person!"
"There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
"The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."
I have too many to define a favorite. But a few I frequently use:
"Slicker than deerguts on a doorknob"
"Do you have to remember to breath?"
"That's Mr asshole to you"
"What the fvck, over..."
"Didn't know whether to shit or go blind"
"Q-Do you have any rubber clothes? A-No, why? R-Because if your gonna act like a dick you oughtta dress like one."
The most important thing to be learned from those who demand "Equality For All" is that all are not equal...
Gun Control - seeking a Hardware solution for a Software problem...
That's a good one!Originally Posted by buffalobo
The most important thing to be learned from those who demand "Equality For All" is that all are not equal...
Gun Control - seeking a Hardware solution for a Software problem...
Plain, simple, and used often...
Go Fuck Yourself
If you make something idiot proof, someone will make a better idiot... Forget youth, what we need is a fountain of smart. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. --Isaac AsimovLike, where's spyder been? That guy was like, totally cool and stuff. - foxtrot
That boy is as dumb as a box of rocks...
You worked on this yourself first, didn't you?
That thing is f**ked up like a left handed football bat...
This part fits like socks on a rooster...
I'd love to listen to your bullshit, but right now I'm busier than a one armed paper hanger in a tornado...
That engine's done. It sounds like a skeleton trying to f**k a pile of empty paint cans.
Light a fire for a man, and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...
Discussion is an exchange of intelligence. Argument is an exchange of
ignorance. Ever found a liberal that you can have a discussion with?
You must have watched an AGI video.......
If you make something idiot proof, someone will make a better idiot... Forget youth, what we need is a fountain of smart. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. --Isaac AsimovLike, where's spyder been? That guy was like, totally cool and stuff. - foxtrot
Two is one, and one is none....
If your post count is higher than your round count, you are a troll.
Nah, work in a motorcycle shop and lived in the South for a while when I was younger...
Light a fire for a man, and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...
Discussion is an exchange of intelligence. Argument is an exchange of
ignorance. Ever found a liberal that you can have a discussion with?
"Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke"
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