PLEASE HELP ME!! Stuck on a plane to DC full of Obama's campaign staff. There are like 40 of them and I am totally surrounded and unarmed. They have already started chanting..... Help!
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PLEASE HELP ME!! Stuck on a plane to DC full of Obama's campaign staff. There are like 40 of them and I am totally surrounded and unarmed. They have already started chanting..... Help!
Just tell the nearest one that you have a bad case of the true 'Romnesia'; the hope that in 48 hours, you will be able to start forgetting the last four years.
Gas um out.
[Gas1]
Make us proud.
Take one for the team. Don't let them come to Colorado. If you take everything off and grab one of their signs a start chanting along with them I'm sure they will keep the whole bunch of you there in DC. [Ban3]
Shit your pants.
Pickled eggs, beef jerky, and malt liquor...desperate times call for desperate measures...[Gas2]
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Originally Posted by Tinelement
This ^^^^[ROFL1]
Tell them they are all ridiculous sheep who need to get their heads out of their.... sand.
100 liberals - 1 Romney person what's the issue? Take em.
When you gas them as you are walking down the aisle on a plane, this is referred to as crop dusting.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tinelement
[ROFL2][ROFL2]Quote:
Originally Posted by jim
Pull your finger.
[ROFL2][ROFL2][ROFL2] DO IT!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tinelement
Alert the flight crew that they're speaking a foreign language and it sounds like they're praying and you heard allah ahkbar or whatever.. no i don't care to spell it correctly.
Well at least we know you are the smartest person amongst them!
Definitely rip ass and ask the pilots to only run a single pack so it lingers a bit longer!
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Originally Posted by jim
There's no "I" in TEAM BUTTERS! Take one for the team.......
Become PROFESSOR CHAOS!!!! Cause disruption amongst them! ..................oh and pass a SBD, don't want to give your position away too early in the flight.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...rchaos2009.jpg
Head straight for the leader and yell "Let's Roll"!!
CROP DUSTING ! I do that all the time in the airport ! Gas 'em out !
Start proclaiming stuff like:
"Yeah 4 more years....I hope he'll actually grow a set this time and stop being a pussy!"
"Man I can't wait for Obama to start his REAL Socialist agenda when he wins this time - no need to hold back now! He can't run again..."
Tell them you slept with Hillary Clinton. They won't come near you. [ROFL1]
How could he sleep uhhh with?? [Puke]
Start masturbating frantically and with enthusiasim. When they ask you what you are doing tell them you are being a productive Democrat.
[Muaha]
So.......What happened?
Happened once accidentally in the holster aisle at Bass Pro. I felt so bad when I looked back at the one poor sap that got indiscriminately dusted, I felt compelled to waft back through the fog a second time to disperse it. [LOL]Quote:
Originally Posted by T-Jet
did you survive?
When Muchelle lets him, she has his in the testicle lock box!Quote:
Originally Posted by GilpinGuy
Head for the lavatory and when passing them, proclaim loudly, "Time to go take a Barrack and wipe my Obama."