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    A FUN TITLE asmo's Avatar
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    Default PLEASE HELP.. NEED BACKUP..

    PLEASE HELP ME!! Stuck on a plane to DC full of Obama's campaign staff. There are like 40 of them and I am totally surrounded and unarmed. They have already started chanting..... Help!
    What is my joy if all hands, even the unclean, can reach into it? What is my wisdom, if even the fools can dictate to me? What is my freedom, if all creatures, even the botched and impotent, are my masters? What is my life, if I am but to bow, to agree and to obey?
    -- Ayn Rand, Anthem (Chapter 11)

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    Rails against Big Carrot JohnnyEgo's Avatar
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    Just tell the nearest one that you have a bad case of the true 'Romnesia'; the hope that in 48 hours, you will be able to start forgetting the last four years.
    Math is tough. Let's go shopping!

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    Master of the Metallic Element Tinelement's Avatar
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    Gas um out.



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    I blame everything on Tummy Aches
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    Make us proud.

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    I'm a dude, I swear! SuperiorDG's Avatar
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    Take one for the team. Don't let them come to Colorado. If you take everything off and grab one of their signs a start chanting along with them I'm sure they will keep the whole bunch of you there in DC.

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    SeƱor Bag o' Crap Scanker19's Avatar
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    Shit your pants.
    Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    Haw haw haw?..

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    Rebuilt from Salvage TFOGGER's Avatar
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    Pickled eggs, beef jerky, and malt liquor...desperate times call for desperate measures...
    Light a fire for a man, and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...

    Discussion is an exchange of intelligence. Argument is an exchange of
    ignorance. Ever found a liberal that you can have a discussion with?

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    Machine Gunner MCarp71's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tinelement View Post
    Gas um out.



    This ^^^^
    Be true to your Family and Friends! A handshake, and your word is all it takes!!

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    Tell them they are all ridiculous sheep who need to get their heads out of their.... sand.
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    100 liberals - 1 Romney person what's the issue? Take em.
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