Sitting at hollywood theaters getting ready for a nap while she gets her twilight fix. Hope I can sleep thru the whole thing. I know I'm not the only husband here sacrificing 2 hours. Plus my excuse, she's pregnant.
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Sitting at hollywood theaters getting ready for a nap while she gets her twilight fix. Hope I can sleep thru the whole thing. I know I'm not the only husband here sacrificing 2 hours. Plus my excuse, she's pregnant.
Sure......
We all know you begged her to go see the opening!
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ill be going this week sometime
I'm taking a nap for free! Because my wife is not a teenager. [ROFL1]
you should have just went to the cinnebare and got shitfaced plus you have dd and the chairs recline
Is that up north or in the springs?Quote:
Originally Posted by soldier-of-the-apocalypse
My wife is going tomorrow with her friends. I hope she comes home horny.
No one has asked the OP the most important question.....
are you team Jacob or team Edward?
+1Quote:
Originally Posted by soldier-of-the-apocalypse
BAHAHAHAHAHA! That's awesome! [ROFL2]Quote:
Originally Posted by UncleDave
Isn't that the place that has a strict "no-weapons" policy? Remember kids, concealed means concealedQuote:
Originally Posted by soldier-of-the-apocalypse
You're either very lucky, or tragically unlucky... [Coffee]Quote:
Originally Posted by colorider
In defense, I'm probably the only one, but I think Kristen Steward is hawt... So there's that, still not a good enough reason to go sit through 2 hours of shite... I'm eagerly awaiting the chance to go see Lincoln. [Beer]
I'm team Bella.Quote:
Originally Posted by ray1970
My wife sent me the first book to read when I was deployed to Iraq. I got about halfway through it and couldn't stifle my vomit any longer. It was literally like reading the diary entries of teen girl talking about a wet dream she had involving a 400 year old vampire. I tried, but I just couldn't do it.
Historically, Lincoln hasn't done well in theaters.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ronin13
"Aside from that, what did you think of the play, Mrs Lincoln?"[ROFL1]Quote:
Originally Posted by Rucker61
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Originally Posted by Rucker61
Cinnebare is in northglen where Biggs used to be, I didn't realize you were in the springs
Don't lie. You're tired because you've watch the marathon the last two days.
There's a reason why they don't want you to have a weapon handy when being dragged to a Twilight movie. It makes a damn mess when you blow your brains out about 20 minutes in...[LOL]
Twilight... my teenage stepdaughter is insane about it. I've seen a handful of the movies with her at some point or another... I remember thinking it was telling that the big, secret, Achilles heel they have is that they SPARKLE. A bunch of emotional menopausal guys running around in velvet, and.... SPARKLING. Nope, nothing gay about that.
I love my wife but hell no. You ought to be damned ashamed of yourself. Haha. Just kidding... ish...
Kind of along with this, I hope there is some give and take in the marriage... "Okay dear, I guess I'll go with you to see Twilight, but you have to go to a movie of my choosing with me! [Muaha] The more guns the better, and no complaints!" [Beer]Quote:
Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh
And on the sparkling thing...
This is how a vampire should be:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-B7tFS-MMDE...0/vampires.jpg
That BLR is awesome.
Four people huddled around my phone and laughed our ass off. My wife cried
50 shades of gray is on screen?Quote:
Originally Posted by colorider
She's going to some tween flick, not a "Male Revue".