How do I get a tinfoil hat?

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02-03-2013, 22:07
vossman

How do I get a tinfoil hat?

Not sure how to get one or it's proper useage if I had one.
02-03-2013, 22:08
10mm-man

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Originally Posted by vossman

Not sure how to get one or it's proper useage if I had one.

If you don't have one by now, you can't get one(with out spending an arm and leg for one) ! It's kinda like the gun craze going on, should have bought one a long time ago........

(If you really want one come see me, I'll hook ya up!)
02-03-2013, 22:14
HoneyBadger

I just wear an emergency "space blanket" on my head at all times to ward off EMPs and government-run mind control experiments. It seems to be working... [Flower]
02-03-2013, 22:15
Goodburbon

They're awarded during your induction into the secret society. Don't call them, they'll call you.
02-03-2013, 22:18
ChunkyMonkey

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Originally Posted by HoneyBadger

I just wear an emergency "space blanket" on my head at all times to ward off EMPs and government-run mind control experiments. It seems to be working... [Flower]

Yep, at least til you find out that aluminum ain't no tin.
02-03-2013, 22:37
spqrzilla

First of all, only complete noob's use tinfoil. Its ineffective. What you want for maximum effectiveness is aluminum foil:

http://www.zapatopi.net/afdb/
02-03-2013, 23:12
SideShow Bob

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Originally Posted by HoneyBadger

I just wear an emergency "space blanket" on my head at all times to ward off EMPs and government-run mind control experiments. It seems to be working... [Flower]

So, do you wear it turbin style or babushka style ?
02-03-2013, 23:19
Zombie Steve

Shiny side out.
02-03-2013, 23:31
HoneyBadger

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Originally Posted by SideShow Bob

So, do you wear it turbin style or babushka style ?

Mine is like a WWI Hun-style helmet, spike and everything.

And yes, Aluminum works just as well as foil. YOUR MIND TRICKS WON'T WORK ON ME!!!!
02-03-2013, 23:34
TAR31

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Originally Posted by SideShow Bob

So, do you wear it turbin style or babushka style ?

As long as you don't wear it flat bill style you're good, flat bill tin foil hats actually amplify the gubment mind control.
02-03-2013, 23:53
sniper7

I sleep in a Faraday box.
02-03-2013, 23:55
ChunkyMonkey

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Originally Posted by sniper7

I sleep in a Faraday box.

Get out from my chicken coop, freak.
02-04-2013, 00:17
sniper7

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Originally Posted by ChunkyMonkey

Get out from my chicken coop, freak.

But i like the company! We always have great discussions about who came first.
02-04-2013, 00:37
Dr_Fwd

Dude, you missed the last group buy!
02-04-2013, 07:33
68Charger

Got the right idea with a Faraday cage...http://www.theatlantic.com/health/ar...oughts/262998/

So some brass mesh full body spandex is what you need if you're serious... and want to leave your Faraday cage at night.
02-04-2013, 11:08
Ronin13

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Originally Posted by sniper7

But i like the company! We always have great discussions about who came first.

[LOL]So, did you come to any concrete determination? Or is the jury still out? Where do you stand on that age old question?
02-04-2013, 11:25
TFOGGER

Link: How to make a tinfoil hat

http://bit.ly/QFeOzS

https://mycotopia.net/forums/attachm...-foil-hat.jpeg
02-04-2013, 11:34
vossman

Cool. I am much smarter now.
02-04-2013, 11:35
TFOGGER

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Originally Posted by vossman

Cool. I am much smarter now.

This site should come with a "high probability of smartassedness" warning... welcome to the club![ROFL1]
02-04-2013, 11:43
BushMasterBoy

Just drink beer in aluminum cans. It has the same numbing effect and will protect you from current .gov policy.