on the way to work this morning I stopped and helped a guy catch a horse that had escaped from the barn. The wife said I got a punch for the man card.
What have you done lately to get your man card punched?
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on the way to work this morning I stopped and helped a guy catch a horse that had escaped from the barn. The wife said I got a punch for the man card.
What have you done lately to get your man card punched?
Wrecked it with my FWB Friday night. Wrecked it.
Carried a 32" tube tv out of my bedroom down 25 stairs, across the street, up to the neighbors upstairs room and then hooked it up for HIM. He's not old, just one of those touchy-feely type of guys.
Went to the Boulder Museum of Contemporary Art....
And broke up a sweet hobo fight...
Nope, cant think of anything i did lately, mind is still jumbled from all the chemical smells from my pedicure......................
I have a stack of em in the closet.... Let me dust one off and check!
What a cliffhanger. Details please.Quote:
Originally Posted by sneakerd
Not sure he was askng about your inflatable friends [Coffee]Quote:
Originally Posted by 10mm-man
He said "man card", not "sissy card".Quote:
Originally Posted by lowspeed_highdrag
And, I repeat myself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skully
Very well...Quote:
Originally Posted by theGinsue
got an invigorating facial and exfoliation....
It was called: the Sports Facial
Let's just say that she said uncle first. That's always a win- especially when you're 10 years older than she is.
Everyday is a punch on the man card for me... I am so damn cool I just can't help it. Dudes fear me and the chicks dig me. lol jk
Dude...I own a motorcycle shop...Every fricken day is a man card day...
Where can I get one of these man cards you talk about? Is it like a King Soppers card.
Unless you have ever worked on a moped or scooter then we will have to take it back.[ROFL1]Quote:
Originally Posted by TFOGGER
I wrench on 'em, but I make the shop monkey test ride 'em...[LOL]Quote:
Originally Posted by Lurch
2 reps 330 decline bench, for those of you that have met me, I'm not a big guy.
I had to revoke one a while back when two acres of machineguns (SAR show-PHX) and I were kicked to the curb for "The Nutcracker" ballet.
[Weight]It appears to me that hurley may have winner for now. 330 is a lot of weight, especially on a decline.
One time I pulled my brother's hair.
Ohh I know there are stronger folks than me on here, but thanks for the props, I was excited.Quote:
Originally Posted by sneakerd
Nice work Hurley! Ill have to throw in my 405 flat bench the other day and 405x10 deep squats tonight not too bad for a 37 yr old weighing 221 lbs.
Very nice! I'm quite weak on legs at the moment, been neglecting even tho they are the most important group.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dryfli
Had two ATF Form 1s signed by my Sheriff today. Don't know if that counts for anything.
I actually hate leg days and cardio but gotta do them I guess
My knees want to explode just reading that, I say double punch on your card. I'm younger than you but still think of 400+ lb squats as something I used to do once and will NEVER do again hahahaha.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dryfli
No, my wife says I can't have one.[Tooth]
Mine has some bite marks but also a new punch when I looked into the cats eyes as he was humping the sock and took it away from him
Not sure, never felt i had to justify if what ever i did was manly or not.
[ROFL2]Quote:
Originally Posted by jim
Sheeit.... my man card carries ME around to boost it's rep.
My massive neck scar had an itch today.
Chicks dig scars right?
Rebuilt a Tahoe engine. Welded steel window well covers to protect my child. I pull hundreds of thousands of pounds off the ground several days a week and set it smoothly back down hours later.
so you got your man card by going into an upstairs room with another guy? a touchy feely guy?Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBelly
I finished off another remodeled room in my home. Just put the finishing touches on a suite for my three little girls.
After we built the new shop we turned the existing 3 car tuck under garage into a suite for the girls, they have a 650 sf suite consisting of bedroom a 9x13 walk in closet and a 3/4 bath to share.
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Originally Posted by Citizen_Soldier
Actually i think that goes to his man card, in today's climate.....
That takes alot of guts man... Sounds pretty hardcore to me... lolQuote:
Originally Posted by rockhound
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Originally Posted by DavieD55
That is what Hickenlooper said about the gay marriage bill .........
Ate boogers out of a dead mans noise and asked for seconds.
Had relations with 154 woman in one single night leaving them ruined from all other men because they know no one else could satisfy them like I did.
Drank a keg by myself.
Lifted a overturned semi to free it's driver and pulled him to safety right before it exploded.
Parachuted into Iran and took care of that pesky nuclear development problem.
Sailed the 7 seas waged war on all pirates and won.
Stood on the sun to get a accurate temperature reading.
Slapped around the O and made him apologize for being a moron and trying to ruin my country.
Sent from my Otterbox Defended Tactical iPhone using High Capacity "Clips".
I went to IKEA Sunday with the woman. 4.5 hours later we left drove home and I put everything together...
Didn't need my welder, cutting torch, or grinder and i didn't have any leftover hardware.....