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    Quote Originally Posted by lead_magnet View Post
    Laser mouses (mice? mousen?...) work better for precision stuff like that.... I was expting it to be one of those scare jokes.
    There were any of them. Many meese in the woodes, in the woodsen. The meese wanting the food...food en is it.

    You speaking German Brian?

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    Man that car kicks out the rear end out like no other.. took me a few tries .. bout 8

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    Damit Jim! Leupold Apple Whiskey in the tank doesn't help. 16 tries! Bedtime for bonzo! That second to the last corner is a bitch!

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    your game sucks
    YOU ARE COMPLACENT !! DO YOU VOTE ? MAKE CALLS ? OR DO YOU JUST HIDE AND TAKE IT ? THEN YOU WANT TO BE A PATHETIC COMPLAINER AFTER THE FACT! HIDE IN THE SHADOWS TURN AWAY AND SOON THE GIFT WILL BE ....TYRANNY!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sniper7 View Post
    There were any of them. Many meese in the woodes, in the woodsen. The meese wanting the food...food en is it.

    You speaking German Brian?

    German, Germain, Jackson! Five! Tito!
    Brian Regan is an AWESOME comedian.
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    Made it on the second try, just have a trackball mouse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lead_magnet View Post
    Laser mouses (mice? mousen?...) work better for precision stuff like that.... I was expting it to be one of those scare jokes.
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    "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them."
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    "Respect Few, Fear None."
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    Bloodshot eyes, hands still shaking from leftover adrenaline of an eventful night shift, firmly grasping a newly-poured, sloshing glass of his signature drink - 50/50 vodka and milk on the rocks, casting run-on sentences recklessly in all directions, our hero confidently settles in behind the wheel of his silver machine. He strokes the sinuous lines of her leather interior, and whispers... "I will call you... Selena Gomez." Carefully navigating the turns with the dexterity of a neurosurgeon, he careens gracefully around the track - all the while paying heed to the myriad attractions of the scenic town. He bites down on the cigarette, eyes wild with driven purpose... the finish line edging tantalizingly closer....

    Until the cat sneezes, jostling his arm, and wrecking the car anti-climatically near the mall.

    Downcast, crestfallen, defeated our hero stumbles off into the sunset and decides it's a far, far better thing he goes now to do.

    And goes to sleep for the rest of the day.

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    Piece of cake
    Certified NRA Instructor, ask me about CCW classes

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    Hilarious Dingo.
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