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  1. 03-26-2013, 03:34 #31
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    Sheeit.... my man card carries ME around to boost it's rep.
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    My massive neck scar had an itch today.

    Chicks dig scars right?
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    Rebuilt a Tahoe engine. Welded steel window well covers to protect my child. I pull hundreds of thousands of pounds off the ground several days a week and set it smoothly back down hours later.
    All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break em for no one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBelly View Post
    Carried a 32" tube tv out of my bedroom down 25 stairs, across the street, up to the neighbors upstairs room and then hooked it up for HIM. He's not old, just one of those touchy-feely type of guys.
    so you got your man card by going into an upstairs room with another guy? a touchy feely guy?
    Self control: The minds ability to override the body's urge to beat the living sh.. out of some ass.... who desperately deserves it.

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    I finished off another remodeled room in my home. Just put the finishing touches on a suite for my three little girls.

    After we built the new shop we turned the existing 3 car tuck under garage into a suite for the girls, they have a 650 sf suite consisting of bedroom a 9x13 walk in closet and a 3/4 bath to share.
    Self control: The minds ability to override the body's urge to beat the living sh.. out of some ass.... who desperately deserves it.

    The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Citizen_Soldier View Post
    Had two ATF Form 1s signed by my Sheriff today. Don't know if that counts for anything.

    Actually i think that goes to his man card, in today's climate.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by rockhound View Post
    so you got your man card by going into an upstairs room with another guy? a touchy feely guy?
    That takes alot of guts man... Sounds pretty hardcore to me... lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by DavieD55 View Post
    That takes alot of guts man... Sounds pretty hardcore to me... lol

    That is what Hickenlooper said about the gay marriage bill .........
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    Ate boogers out of a dead mans noise and asked for seconds.

    Had relations with 154 woman in one single night leaving them ruined from all other men because they know no one else could satisfy them like I did.

    Drank a keg by myself.

    Lifted a overturned semi to free it's driver and pulled him to safety right before it exploded.

    Parachuted into Iran and took care of that pesky nuclear development problem.

    Sailed the 7 seas waged war on all pirates and won.

    Stood on the sun to get a accurate temperature reading.

    Slapped around the O and made him apologize for being a moron and trying to ruin my country.






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    I went to IKEA Sunday with the woman. 4.5 hours later we left drove home and I put everything together...

    Didn't need my welder, cutting torch, or grinder and i didn't have any leftover hardware.....
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