I only use trojan sex lubricant for the oiling and bacon flavored grease for the rest. I can sit there and smell my safe for hours.
D'oh... years ago me and a buddy were following friends up to upstate NY for a small vacation. Took my POS Oldsmobile. Halfway up my buddy was driving, and after about 20 minutes he mentioned to me that he can't get the car going faster than 65. I finally looked over and realized that's because he was in first gear because the gear shift indicator didn't work right. So threw it in drive, but after all that heat, sure enough, car died about 2 min later. Popped the hood, and radiator hose had exploded. Friends went to autoparts store, picked up replacement hose, and I let someone else cut it to fit. Except the cut the tapered end of the new hose, not the end that's supposed to be cut. The tapered end was now just slightly too small to get on there, so needed something to lube it up. Friend's wife offered up the "purple love lube" she had in their car, but it worked. Filled the radiator, and got going long enough to park the car in the friend's shopping mall as the whole engine seized due to head gasket, etc. Never saw that car again, but the purple love lube is something everyone should keep in their car emergency kit!
Shot Works Pro... It's better than scrap paper!!!
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