I've been known to yell "YOU'RE WELCOME" at people after holding the door open for them.
"There are no finger prints under water."
-Mike
"I have to return some video tapes"
Oh that's AWESOME! That has to be the all-time winner of the thread! I can't believe that someone has such a problem with people pissing on his property that he had to install remote-controlled cameras and water nozzles to drive them away. He must live in some alley just off East Colfax. Hilarious! I'm gonna watch it again.
There's a lot more of us ugly mf'ers out here than there are of you pretty people!
- Frank Zappa
Scrotum Diem - bag the day!
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.....
That one where the dog is snapping at his own foot always cracks me up.
"There are no finger prints under water."