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    I know a few people that deserve this.

    The character of a man can be judged by how he treats those who can do nothing for him

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    I've been known to yell "YOU'RE WELCOME" at people after holding the door open for them.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    I've been known to yell "YOU'RE WELCOME" at people after holding the door open for them.
    We fired our doorman in 1992 after we installed the automated sliding door.
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    It doesn't matter how many rifles you buy...they're still cheaper than one wife, in the long run.
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    -Mike

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    Quote Originally Posted by Graves View Post
    Oh that's AWESOME! That has to be the all-time winner of the thread! I can't believe that someone has such a problem with people pissing on his property that he had to install remote-controlled cameras and water nozzles to drive them away. He must live in some alley just off East Colfax. Hilarious! I'm gonna watch it again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rondog View Post
    Oh that's AWESOME! That has to be the all-time winner of the thread! I can't believe that someone has such a problem with people pissing on his property that he had to install remote-controlled cameras and water nozzles to drive them away. He must live in some alley just off East Colfax. Hilarious! I'm gonna watch it again.
    I agree--that was one of the best in a long time. my favorite was the chick putting the dry shirt on only to be hosed again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crays View Post
    It doesn't matter how many rifles you buy...they're still cheaper than one wife, in the long run.
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    That one where the dog is snapping at his own foot always cracks me up.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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