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    Quote Originally Posted by rondog View Post
    You fuckers, I'd better not see MY truck in this thread! I try to park like a civilized human though.
    Post a picture yourself of your parking skills. I did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gnihcraes View Post
    Post a picture yourself of your parking skills. I did.
    Perfection is boring, nobody wants to see that! Don't ask about my backing skillz though, that new tailgate cost $1650.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by rondog View Post
    Perfection is boring, nobody wants to see that! Don't ask about my backing skillz though, that new tailgate cost $1650.....
    Backing up is easy. I back up my work truck all the time without using the rear view mirror since I can't see out the back window anyways. And the backup radar is useless most of the time too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Half Live View Post
    Backing up is easy. I back up my work truck all the time without using the rear view mirror since I can't see out the back window anyways. And the backup radar is useless most of the time too.

    I've always been a great backer, but I had the tailgate down, the back was full of trash and brush, and I didn't see this little steel pole. Just demolished the tailgate.

    But I can still park like a boss. Parallel, anyone?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rondog View Post
    I've always been a great backer, but I had the tailgate down, the back was full of trash and brush, and I didn't see this little steel pole. Just demolished the tailgate.

    But I can still park like a boss. Parallel, anyone?
    I backed my truck into the 5th wheel before I had raised it high enough. Dented the top edge of the tailgate after it hit the kingpin.

    At least, I've never dropped the damn thing.

    Note: don't fuck with anyone while they're hooking/unhooking.

    Side note: I have backed, in one shot, the 5th on the side of the house( 2' each side) in one shot while the kids were taking bets on it.
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