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    Find friends who squat and deadlift. Grab two of them. If the three of you can't move it, you need to do some serious work in the weight room.

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    Default Re: moving a 950lb safe

    Quote Originally Posted by ZERO THEORY View Post
    Find friends who squat and deadlift. Grab two of them. If the three of you can't move it, you need to do some serious work in the weight room.
    Or just have Stan Efferding come over, get a 6 pack and watch.

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    Roll out of garage, cut hole in roof call Evergreen crane and have him set it where you want, repair hole in roof.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blacklabel View Post
    Or just have Stan Efferding come over, get a 6 pack and watch.
    I'm not impressed; Lu Xiaojun squats as much as he does at a mere 170 lbs, and Efferding doesn't even pull triple BW at 275 lbs equipped!


    OP: just hire Lu, Ivan Stoitsov, and Little Caprice (for eye candy) for the day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    What is your back and safety worth?

    Pony up the dime, let a professional do it.
    THIS! X1000

    Injuries suck. And self-inflicted ones from trying to save a few bucks are the worst.
    There's a lot more of us ugly mf'ers out here than there are of you pretty people!

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    Scrotum Diem - bag the day!

    It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by rondog View Post
    THIS! X1000

    Injuries suck. And self-inflicted ones from trying to save a few bucks are the worst.

    Right, he should distribute the contents to the membership and give the safe away to someone who has the capability to haul it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mtn.man View Post
    Right, he should distribute the contents to the membership and give the safe away to someone who has the capability to haul it off.
    Bingo. OP, I can be there tomorrow.

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