So, if I don't like the guy because he's a socialist douche canoe, but I don't get too worked up because big cities like to elect socialist douche canoes and he's not much worse than Tiny Dancer or Chocolate City Nagin, and doesn't have a whole lot of power to affect my life, but he's married to a woman who (used to) prefer tacos over pickles...

nvm. I think I just confused myself. What does his marrying an ex-lesbian have to do with the price of foot powder in Broomfield?

I hope someone can tell me why his marriage matters to me. Because right now, I just don't care and don't understand why I should.