Ok, i know it sucks...saying that up front, but my torment ends today! No more having to call the neighbors on my cell to tell them to put their dog inside, no more shit on my yard, no more piss all over my garden (male dog). I don't know how to contain my excitement. This dog has tormented me for 7 years, and it ends today. All the damn barking gadgets that i bought, my 2 different pellet guns and everything else can finally be put on the shelf. I know some of you know EXACTLY what the hell i'm talking about.
My manager is going to be happy that I don't have to get off the phone to yell at the dog...
beer thirty time?